Mankind finds a mysterious, obviously artificial, artifact buried on the moon and, with the intelligent computer HAL, sets off on a quest.

HAL 9000 (voice): Douglas Rain; Dave Bowman: Kier Dullea, Frank Poole: Gary Lockwood

AFRAID.WAVHAL 9000: “I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

ANSWER.WAVHAL “I really think I’m entitled to an answer to that question.”

cantalow.wavHAL “I’m afraid that’s something I cannot allow to happen.”

cantdo.wavHAL “I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

CHESS.WAVHAL “Would you like to play a game of chess?”

DAVESTOP.WAVHAL “Dave… stop.”

DELAY.WAV HAL “I’m sorry for the delay.”

ERROR.WAV HAL “Human error”

fault.wav HAL “I’ve just picked up a fault”

goodbye.wav HAL “Goodbye”

HAL.WAVHAL “I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

hal_mind.wav HAL “My mind is going. I can feel it.”

hal_pill.wav HAL “I honestly think you should sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.”

hal_ques.wav HAL “Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?”

hal_sill.wav HAL “Sorry about this. I know it’s a bit silly.”

HALDANGR.WAV HAL “It is dangerous to remain here.”

HAL-DOWN.WAV HAL “Good afternoon… gentlemen… I am a HAL 9000 computer… I became operational at the H-A-L plant in Urbana, IL on the 12th of January, 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you’d like to hear it, I can sing it for you.” Dave: “Yes, I’d like to hear it HAL. Sing it for me.”

HALMIND.WAV HAL “My mind is going. I can feel it.”

IGNITION.WAV HAL “5 minutes to ignition”

moment.wav HAL “Just a moment… just a moment.”

MSG4U.WAV HAL “There is a message for you.”

prozac.wav HAL “I honestly think you should sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.”

puzzlin.wav HAL “It’s puzzling. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything quite like this before.”

SELFTEST.WAVHAL 9000: “I’m completely operational and all my circuits are functioning perfectly.” (a CLASSIC!)

SERIOUS.WAV HAL “It is nothing serious.”

STOP.WAV HAL “I think we should stop.”

sure.wav HAL “Are you quite sure?”

Here’s a picture of me with Keir Dullea and Gary Lockwood at Trek Expo 2001 in Tulsa, OK