Comedy, drama, action, scifi, family, it’s all here on the miscellaneous movies wav page. The sounds on this page consist of compilations, sounds where I only have one or two from the movie, or ones I can’t exactly identify. If you can identify any of the ones I can’t, please drop me a line.
!lildik.wav – Compilation – True Lies – I’m actually a total coward. I’ve got a little dick. It’s pathetic.
!SLAP.wav – Princess Bride? – Sometimes you have to slap them in the face just to get their attention.
~pee.wav – Forrest Gump – I believe he said he had to go pee.
1-800.WAV Unknown – I suggest you dial 1-800 get your own man
20fkn.wav Unknown – Hey, what is this, 20 f***in questions?
3daykiss.wav Bull Durham – And long, slow, deep, wet kisses that last 3 days
48hrs06.wavÂ 48 Hours – “Any man talks about women like you do can’t get it up anyhow.” “I’ve been in prison for 3 years. My dick gets hard if the wind blows.”
4kalice.wavÂ Unknown – Hello, Alice, welcome to Wonderland.
aboutpam.wav – What about Pam? … She smelled like soup. (So I married an Axe Murderer)
affirm.wavÂ Terminator 2 – Affirmative
aladn001.wavÂ Aladdin – Who disturbs my slumber?
alive.wavÂ Young Frankenstein – Alive… It’s alive, IT’S ALIVE!
ALLMUSTB.WAVÂ Unknown – It’s because of men like you that all must be destroyed
anticip.wavÂ Rocky Horror – I see you shiver with antici……… pation.
antisocl.wavÂ Unknown – Definitely an antisocial type
artist.wavÂ Unknown – Oh! A bullshit artist.
assaultd.wavÂ Unknown – You know what I mean assaulted, huh? Well I mean assaulted!
assuques.wavÂ Ace Ventura – Excuse me, I’d like to ‘ass’ you a few questions.
atwister.wavÂ Wizard of Oz – It’s a twister. It’s a twister.
awkward.wavÂ Tommy Boy(?) – I wish we’d known each other. This is a little awkward.
ax_orangesput.wavÂ So I Married an Axe Murderer – Look at the size of that boy’s head. I’m not kiddin’, it’s like an orange on a toothpick. Haulin’ that gargantuan cranium about. I’m not kiddin’, that boys head is like Sputnik. Spherical but quite pointy in parts.
axe-head.wavÂ So I Married an Axe Murderer – “William, move your head! Look at the size of that boy’s head. I’m not kiddin’, it’s like an orange on a toothpick.” “Shh, you’re gonna give the boy a complex.” “Well that’s a huge noggin. It’s a virtual planetoid – has it’s own weather system. Head! Move!”
b&ted.wav Bill & Ted – Excellent! [guitar riff]
BABE1.WAVÂ Babe – “My mom called us all the same.” “And what was that, dear?” “She called us all ‘babe'”
bacinwar.wavÂ Unknown – Come on, now, let’s get army of mine back in the war!
badfeeli.wavÂ Star Wars – I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
ballitch.wavÂ Unknown -Â
balls-showing_dd.wav Ace: [whispering] Your balls are showing. (Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls)
bastard(1).wavÂ Young Frankenstein – You stupid ignorant sonofabitch dumb bastard! Jesus Christ, I’ve met some dumb bastards in my time but you outdo them all.
BASTIGE.WAVÂ Johnny Dangerously – You fargin, sneaky bastige.
BBIMBO.WAVÂ Grease(?) – Here you thought I was just another bubbleheaded blonde bimbo. Well the joke’s on you. I’m not even a real blonde.
BEATSHIT.WAVÂ Breakfast Club – You ask me one more question and I’m beating the shit out of you.
begentle.wavÂ Unknown – I beg you to please be gentle with me. Or, if you please, rough.
begofyou.wavÂ Unknown – Now, listen to me. I beg of you not to do this thing.
ben1.wavÂ Short Circuit – Bye bye goofy woman. I enjoyed repeatedly throwing you to the ground.
ben2.wavÂ Short Circuit – I am thinking she is a virgin… or, at least, she used to be.
bendover.wavÂ Dennis the Menace(?) – Okay, bend over.
BEZERK.WAVÂ Here’s where Cameron goes berzerk. [Very very long scream]
BEZERK2.WAVÂ Here’s where Cameron goes berzerk.
biblio.wavÂ Alright, Bear, have you tried ‘bibliophile’? Are you asking me if I am one or if they threaten my sexuality? … Oh, nev- nevermind.
bitchdwn.wavÂ Bam! Bitch went down.
bitches.wavÂ There’s a name for you ladies but it isn’t used in high society… outside of a kennel.
blast.wavÂ Simon Phoenix: What can I say!? I’m a blast from the past!
BODYHEAT.WAVÂ You’re not too smart, are you? I like that in a man.
JESUSBOB.WAV – “Jesus. Bob, what button did you push?” From the movie Speed.
klaatu.wav – Klaatu: “Klaatu, barada, nikto.” from The Day the Earth Stood Still
KNOCKERS.WAV [knock] [knock] “What knockers!” “Thank you, doctor.” from Young Frankenstein.
OUTACHAR.WAV – “Get outa my CHAIR!!” from 12 Monkeys
panty.wav – “Son, you got a panty on your head.”
pussyboy.wav – “So, how did you do, pussyboy?” from IN and OUT.
RED_RUM.WAV – “Redrum” from The Shining
ROSEBUD.WAV – “Rosebud” from Citizen Kane
tylenol.wav – Chevy chase rants then asks “…where’s the tylenol?”
urf***ed.wav – “The Lord tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he’s pretty sure your f***ed.”
YIPEKA3.WAV – “Yippie ki ay, mother f***er.” from Die Hard