Comedy, drama, action, scifi, family, it’s all here on the miscellaneous movies wav page. The sounds on this page consist of compilations, sounds where I only have one or two from the movie, or ones I can’t exactly identify. If you can identify any of the ones I can’t, please drop me a line.

!lildik.wav – Compilation – True Lies – I’m actually a total coward. I’ve got a little dick. It’s pathetic.

!SLAP.wav – Princess Bride? – Sometimes you have to slap them in the face just to get their attention.

~pee.wav – Forrest Gump – I believe he said he had to go pee.

1-800.WAV Unknown – I suggest you dial 1-800 get your own man

20fkn.wav Unknown – Hey, what is this, 20 f***in questions?

3daykiss.wav Bull Durham – And long, slow, deep, wet kisses that last 3 days

48hrs06.wav 48 Hours – “Any man talks about women like you do can’t get it up anyhow.” “I’ve been in prison for 3 years. My dick gets hard if the wind blows.”

4kalice.wav Unknown – Hello, Alice, welcome to Wonderland.

aboutpam.wav – What about Pam? … She smelled like soup. (So I married an Axe Murderer)

affirm.wav Terminator 2 – Affirmative

aladn001.wav Aladdin – Who disturbs my slumber?

alive.wav Young Frankenstein – Alive… It’s alive, IT’S ALIVE!

ALLMUSTB.WAV Unknown – It’s because of men like you that all must be destroyed

anticip.wav Rocky Horror – I see you shiver with antici……… pation.

antisocl.wav Unknown – Definitely an antisocial type

artist.wav Unknown – Oh! A bullshit artist.

assaultd.wav Unknown – You know what I mean assaulted, huh? Well I mean assaulted!

assuques.wav Ace Ventura – Excuse me, I’d like to ‘ass’ you a few questions.

atwister.wav Wizard of Oz – It’s a twister. It’s a twister.

awkward.wav Tommy Boy(?) – I wish we’d known each other. This is a little awkward.

ax_orangesput.wav So I Married an Axe Murderer – Look at the size of that boy’s head. I’m not kiddin’, it’s like an orange on a toothpick. Haulin’ that gargantuan cranium about. I’m not kiddin’, that boys head is like Sputnik. Spherical but quite pointy in parts.

axe-head.wav So I Married an Axe Murderer – “William, move your head! Look at the size of that boy’s head. I’m not kiddin’, it’s like an orange on a toothpick.” “Shh, you’re gonna give the boy a complex.” “Well that’s a huge noggin. It’s a virtual planetoid – has it’s own weather system. Head! Move!”

b&ted.wav Bill & Ted – Excellent! [guitar riff]

BABE1.WAV Babe – “My mom called us all the same.” “And what was that, dear?” “She called us all ‘babe'”

bacinwar.wav Unknown – Come on, now, let’s get army of mine back in the war!

badfeeli.wav Star Wars – I’ve got a bad feeling about this.

ballitch.wav Unknown -Â

balls-showing_dd.wav Ace: [whispering] Your balls are showing. (Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls)

bastard(1).wav Young Frankenstein – You stupid ignorant sonofabitch dumb bastard! Jesus Christ, I’ve met some dumb bastards in my time but you outdo them all.

BASTIGE.WAV Johnny Dangerously – You fargin, sneaky bastige.

BBIMBO.WAV Grease(?) – Here you thought I was just another bubbleheaded blonde bimbo. Well the joke’s on you. I’m not even a real blonde.

BEATSHIT.WAV Breakfast Club – You ask me one more question and I’m beating the shit out of you.

begentle.wav Unknown – I beg you to please be gentle with me. Or, if you please, rough.

begofyou.wav Unknown – Now, listen to me. I beg of you not to do this thing.

ben1.wav Short Circuit – Bye bye goofy woman. I enjoyed repeatedly throwing you to the ground.

ben2.wav Short Circuit – I am thinking she is a virgin… or, at least, she used to be.

bendover.wav Dennis the Menace(?) – Okay, bend over.

BEZERK.WAV Here’s where Cameron goes berzerk. [Very very long scream]

BEZERK2.WAV Here’s where Cameron goes berzerk.

biblio.wav Alright, Bear, have you tried ‘bibliophile’? Are you asking me if I am one or if they threaten my sexuality? … Oh, nev- nevermind.

bitchdwn.wav Bam! Bitch went down.

bitches.wav There’s a name for you ladies but it isn’t used in high society… outside of a kennel.

blast.wav Simon Phoenix: What can I say!? I’m a blast from the past!

BODYHEAT.WAV You’re not too smart, are you? I like that in a man.

BOGART.WAV

bogus.wav

BONDING.WAV

bow2me.wav

bubblegm.wav

BUCKET.WAV

buckle.wav

buckleup.wav

bugrburp.wav

CHAIR.WAV

cheech6.wav

CHEERUP.WAV

chicken1.wav

chrisfarley.wav

CINDY.WAV

clusterf.wav

cntact03.wav

coffee10.wav

comedian.wav

comeon.wav

comeonn_inout.wav

concentr.wav

cookie.wav

coolest.wav

CORKSUKR.WAV

cowdung.wav

crapbigr.wav

Crashthe.wav

crawling.wav

DADSAYS.WAV

damngood.wav

denied.wav

destrmi.wav

DESTRUCT.WAV

dhpunk.wav

DICKLESS.WAV

DICKWEED.WAV

dipshit.wav

disappo.wav

DIVORCE.WAV

doit.wav

doitagan.wav

dont-touch_pa.wav

draccl12.wav

DREAMED.WAV

DSADVANC.WAV

EENGLESH.wav

EEWWWW.WAV

Electrocuted.wav

english.wav

enjoytme.wav

erased.wav

excelnt.wav

EXQUEEZE.WAV

eyeout.wav

eyesopen.wav

eysot.wav

face.wav

failure.wav

feature.wav

featurepresent.wav

feelucky.wav

FEET.WAV

ferris13.wav

fgoose.wav

fidiot.wav

FINE.WAV

finemorn.wav

firstlad.wav

flavour.wav

FORBID05.WAV

FUBAR.WAV

fueling.wav

fukdup.wav

fuknheat.wav

FUNERAL.WAV

FUNNY.WAV

FUNNYGUY.WAV

GAMEROOM.WAV

gdown.wav

gentle.wav

get_axe.wav

GETLAID.WAV

GIVEBRTH.WAV

go-eh.wav

gohome_fb.wav

GOTTAPEE.WAV

groovy.wav

GROUCHO1.WAV

grumpy22.wav

handsome.wav

HATECOMP.WAV

hatecomp2.wav

hegood.wav

help.wav

helpyoui.wav

HERELKID.WAV

hlderdn.wav

homealone-idontthinkso.wav

HOMO.WAV

hopeful.wav

horsshit.wav

HOUSPROB.WAV

Humor.wav

IBELIEVE.WAV

IBELKISS.WAV

icebulet.wav

imgoin.wav

imhit.wav

imnotbad.wav

INIGO.WAV

INSACUSE.WAV

inside.wav

insomnia.wav

INTELGUY.WAV

IQ.WAV

ithink.wav

jc.wav

JERK.WAV

jerk06.wav

JESTER3.WAV

JESUSBOB.WAV – “Jesus. Bob, what button did you push?” From the movie Speed.

jmonline.wav

JOURNEY.WAV

JPBUTTS.WAV

junk.wav

kickass.wav

kickhard.wav

KICKYO.WAV

kiddin’.wav

klaatu.wav – Klaatu: “Klaatu, barada, nikto.” from The Day the Earth Stood Still

klutz.wav

KNOCKERS.WAV [knock] [knock] “What knockers!” “Thank you, doctor.” from Young Frankenstein.

leave.wav

liedown.wav

lilpussy.wav

livelife.wav

lookgr8.wav

losemind.wav

losers.wav

lovepets_tacd.wav

mad-hell.wav

magicwand.wav

MAGICWRD.WAV

marriage.wav

megabytes.wav

MENWOMEN.WAV

mindf**k.wav

MIRANDA.WAV

mission_fk.wav

missmark.wav

missme.wav

monkeys.wav

mouse.wav

myway.wav

negpower.wav

negwavs.wav

negwavs2.wav

negwavs3.wav

NERVE.WAV

nightmar.wav

nobdytlk.wav

NOHOWNO.WAV

nomore.wav

nopoint.wav

NORULES.WAV

NOSHIT.WAV

NOSXLIFE.WAV

not.wav

NOTALK.wav

not-joan.wav

nxtxwife.wav

OFFER.WAV

OHGOD!.WAV

ohio.wav

okletsdoit.wav

on-dope.wav

onyamind.wav

opinion.wav

orders.wav

OUTACHAR.WAV – “Get outa my CHAIR!!” from 12 Monkeys

outrage.wav

overstat.wav

panty.wav – “Son, you got a panty on your head.”

PARACHUT.WAV

parental.wav

peach.wav

peeweelaugh.wav

perfect.wav

phone.wav

PISSES.WAV

planetape.wav

politian.wav

psychos.wav

PUCK.WAV

puckerup.wav

pussyboy.wav – “So, how did you do, pussyboy?” from IN and OUT.

PUTT.WAV

queen.wav

QUICKLY.WAV

QUITTIN.WAV

rambunct.wav

readywar.wav

realgn03.wav

reality_js.wav

REALPAIN.WAV

RED_RUM.WAV – “Redrum” from The Shining

reflexes.wav

riddle.wav

ridem.wav

ROSEBUD.WAV – “Rosebud” from Citizen Kane

SAFESEX.WAV

schwing.wav

sellbuyprocess_sa.wav

sequel.wav

sgoodspe.wav

shitomet.wav

shootce.wav

shovel.wav

shrtcmgs.wav

shucks.wav

SIGNON.wav

snooze.wav

someday.wav

spankyou.wav

stick.wav

still911.wav

STRGNOTN.WAV

swelguy2.wav

TAMPRING.WAV

telnwhat.wav

tex.wav

the_net.wav

THERESTV.WAV

therules.wav

tongue.wav

TOWHOM.WAV

trzone.wav

TWOWORDS.wav

tylenol.wav – Chevy chase rants then asks “…where’s the tylenol?”

uhoh.wav

urf***ed.wav – “The Lord tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he’s pretty sure your f***ed.”

uwerhead.wav

UWHACKO.WAV

vibrator.wav

VICKY.WAV

WACKRGUY.WAV

wardecl.wav

warroom.wav

WEBAD.WAV

WEDGY.WAV

WEHVPROB.WAV

WELCOME.WAV

welcomer.wav

wellwell.wav

wesfigrn.wav

WGBUNGE.WAV

WGHAVCHZ.WAV

whdywant.wav

wheeee.wav

WHY-ME.WAV

wishcrap.wav

wishwch.wav

woowee.wav

wrngmrn.wav

yanky.wav

YIPEE.WAV

YIPEKA3.WAV – “Yippie ki ay, mother f***er.” from Die Hard

YOUDICK.WAV

youidiot.wav

youmustchill_sa.wav

YOURARMS.WAV

YSMASTER.WAV

yumyum.wav