A cowboy toy is profoundly threatened and jealous when a fancy spaceman toy supplants him as top toy in a boy’s room.
Woody: Tom Hanks, Buzz Lightyear: Tim Allen, Mr. Potato Head: Don Rickles, Slinky Dog: Jim Varney, Rex: Wallace Shawn, Hamm: John Ratzenberger, Bo Peep: Annie Potts, Andy: John Morris, Sid: Erik von Detten, Mom: Laurie Metcalf, Sarge: R. Lee Ermey
ADJOURN.WAV Woody: Uhhhh, meeting adjourned.
ANDYSRM.WAV Woody: Howdy, my name is Woody and this is Andy’s room.
BETRIDEA.WAV Potato: Wait wait wait, I’ve got a better idea. How about… Woody: Don’t!
BETRPLCE.WAV Alien: Farewell my friends, I go on to a better place.
BRKRULES.WAV Woody: We’re going to have to break a few rules but, if it works, it’ll help everybody.
BUZ2SC.WAV Buzz: Buzz Lightyear to Star Command. Come in, Star Command.
BUZMAYDY.WAV Buzz: Mayday! Mayday! Come in, Star Command. Send reinforcements. Star Command, do you copy?
CAREFUL.WAV Buzz: Be careful with that. It’s extremely dangerous.
COASTCLR.WAV Woody: Okay, everybody, coast is clear.
COMEINSC.WAV Buzz: Buzz Lightyear to Star Command. Come in, Star Command… Star command, come in. Doe you read me?… why don’t they answer?
DIDIFRTN.WAV Woody: Did I frighten you? Didn’t mean to… sorry.
DISGSTNG.WAV Hamm: Oh, that is disgusting.
DOLLSGO.WAV Potato Head: Man, the dolls must really go for you.
DOODLPAD.WAV Woody: Hey, who moved my doodle pad way over here?
EYEBALLS.WAV Buzz: My eyeballs could have been sucked from their sockets.
FASTNOBS.WAV Woody: Fastest knobs in the west
FEARSOME.WAV Rex: I’m going for fearsome here but I just don’t feel it. I think I’m just coming off as annoying.
FINALLY.WAV Woody: OH… finally.
GADGETS.WAV Bo: He’s got more gadgets on him than a Swiss army knife.
GOAWAY.WAV Buzz: Go away.
GONE.WAV Buzz: GONE!! It’s all gone. All of it’s gone… bye bye, woo hoo, see ya’
HMPTYPSH.WAV Potato Head: I mean Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
HOCKPUCK.WAV Potato Head: What are you looking at, you hockey puck?
HONOR.WAV Sarge: Where is your honor, dirtbag? You’re an absolute disgrace.
ICMINPC.WAV Buzz: I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace.
IMBUZZ.WAV Buzz: I’m Buzz Lightyear, space ranger, universe protection unit. My ship has landed here by mistake.
INFNITY1.WAV Buzz: To infinity, and beyond!
JSTSHTUP.WAV Woody: Just shutup, you idiot.
LASER.WAV Buzz: Please be careful. You don’t want to be in the way when my laser goes off.
LOONEY.WAV Woody: Oh yeah!? Well good riddance, you looney.
MICTEST.WAV Woody: Hello… check… That better?… Great… can everybody hear me? Up on the shelf, can you hear me?… great… Okay…
MOCKING.WAV Buzz: You’re mocking me, aren’t you?
MRPOTHD.WAV Potato Head: Mister potato head to you, you back-stabbing murderer.
MYSPOT.WAV Woody: Hi. My name is Woody and this… this is my spot.
NOCNFRNT.WAV Rex: eh.. neh.. wh.. I don’t like confrontations.
NOINTEL.WAV Buzz: And there seems to be no signs of intelligent life anywhere.
NOODLE.WAV Hamm: That’s using the old noodle.
NOREPLCE.WAV Woody: Hey, what did I tell you earlier? No one is getting replaced.
NOSIR.WAV Sarge: Sir, no sir.
NOTBLOW.WAV Woody: Ahhhhh!!! This is the part where we blow up! Buzz: Not today!
NOTDINO.WAV Rex: Oh, I’m so glad you’re not a dinosaur.
NOTFLYNG.WAV Woody: That wasn’t flying. That was… falling with style.
NOTHAPEN.WAV Woody: This cannot be happening to me.
NOTHINK.WAV Buzz: Don’t even think about it, cowboy.
NOTLASER.WAV Woody: It’s not a laser… it’s a little lightbulb that blinks.
NOTWORYD.WAV Woody: I’m not worried, you shouldn’t be worried.
ONMYNRVS.WAV Woody: And another thing… stop with this spaceman thing… it’s getting on my nerves.
PIECOFME.WAV Woody: Okay! Come on!! You want a piece of me?
PLAYSCHL.WAV Potato Head: Oh, really? I’m from Playskool. Rex: And I’m from Mattell.
POTHEAD.WAV Slinky: Hey, hey. Come on, potato head.
QUALSND.WAV Hamm: This… is a quality sound system.
RECON.WAV Woody: Sergeant, establish a recon post downstairs – code red. You know what to do. Sarge: Yes, sir!
REPAIR.WAV Buzz: Well!… I must get back to repairing my ship.
SADSTRNG.WAV Buzz: You are a sad, strange little man.
SCARED.WAV Rex: Were you scared? Tell me honestly.
SERIUSTS.WAV Woody: This is serious!
SHUTUP.WAV Woody: Oh, shutup.
SIDCOOL.WAV Sid: Cool!
SPCRNGR.WAV Buzz: Excuse me, I think the word you’re searching for is space ranger.
STAFFMTG.WAV Woody: Gather everyone up for a staff meeting and be happy. Slinky: Got it.
STRANGER.WAV Alien1: Stranger. Alien2: From the outside. Aliens: OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH Buzz: Greetings. I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace.
SWINE.WAV Potato Head: You uncultured swine.
TEACHME.WAV Potato Head: Man, the dolls must really go for you. Can you teach me that?
TEAPARTY.WAV Buzz: One minute you’re defending the whole galaxy, then suddenly, you find yourself sucking down Darjeeling with Marie Antoinette and her little sister.
THTSENUF.WAV Woody: Alright, that’s enough.
toy-32.wav Woody: Look, we’re all very impressed with Andy’s new toy. Buzz: Toy? Woody: T-O-Y toy. Buzz: Excuse me, I think the word you’re searching for is space ranger. Woody: The word I’m searching for, I can’t say because there’s preschool toys present.
TRBLWHER.WAV We’ve got trouble! Buzz: Trouble? Where?
Ts_theyhere.wav Hamm: Pardon me, I hate to break up the staff meeting but…. THEY’RE HERE!!!!
TSACIDNT.WAV Woody: Now, it was an accident, guys, come on.
TSPANIC.WAV Buzz: This is no time to panic. Woody: This is the perfect time to panic.
TSTHTSIT.WAV Woody: Alright, that’s it!
TSWLCOME.WAV Woody: Now let’s all be polite and give whatever it is up there a nice, big, Andy’s room welcome.
TUFFGUY.WAV Woody: Oh, yeah? Tuff guy?
UNDERBED.WAV Slinky: Woody? What are you doing under the bed? Woody: Uhhh, nuthin.
URATOY.WAV Woody: YOU… ARE… A… TOY!!!
URFLYING.WAV Woody: Hey, Buzz, you’re flying! Buzz: This isn’t flying. This is falling… with style.
WHATSRDO.WAV Rex: What does a space ranger actually do?
WHOGOTHT.WAV Woody: Hey, who’s got my hat?
WHTRUTLK.WAV Woody: WHAT!? What are you talking about?
WHTSITDO.WAV Rex: Say, what’s that button do?
WINGSPAN.WAV Hamm: Whoah! Impressive wingspan – very good.
WKS2RPR.WAV Buzz: Blast! This will take weeks to repair.
WOOD2INF.WAV Woody: To infinity and beyond!!
WOODHELO.WAV Woody: Hellooo
WOODLOST.WAV Woody: I’m lost!
WoodyLaugh.wav Woody laughs at Buzz.
YESSIR.WAV Sarge: Yes sir!
YRSWASTD.WAV Buzz: Years of academy training wasted.