When Robin and his Moorish companion come to England and the tyranny of the Sheriff of Nottingham, he decides to fight back as an outlaw.

Robin of Locksley: Kevin Costner, Azeem: Morgan Freeman, Marian Dubois: Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, Will Scarlett: Christian Slater, Sheriff of Nottingham: Alan Rickman, Friar Tuck: Michael McShane, Little John: Nick Brimble


Blessgrain.wav Friar Tuck: Bless this grain, which any fool can eat but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption. Let us give praise to our maker and glory to his bounty by learning about… beer.

BURNHAIR.WAV Marian: All I remember of you is a spoiled bully who used to burn my hair as a child.

Calloffxmas.wav Sheriff: That’s it. No more kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans. No more merciful beheadings. And call off Christmas.

CANTASK.WAV Robin: I cannot ask you to come where I’m going.

Clearedit.wav Will: F**k me, he cleared it!

Closegate.wav Sheriff: Close the gate!

CUTSPOON.WAV Sheriff: I’m going to cut your heart out with a spoon!

Danger_rh.wav Robin: I fear I’ve placed you in danger.

DOOMED.WAV Witch: We’re doomed.

EAST.WAV Azeem: Is there no sun in this cursed country? Which way is east?

Finishstarted.wav Will: What I want to know is are you going to finish what you started?

Getkilled.wav Azeem: You will only get yourself killed.

GODSPEED.WAV Robin: Farewell friend. God speed your way.

Ifyoufail.wav Sheriff: If you fail… I will personally remove your lying tongue.

Inappriate.wav Sheriff: That’s a little inappropriate. Don’t you think?

Learnbeer.wav Friar Tuck: Let us give praise to our maker and glory to his bounty by learning about… beer.

MENSPEAK.WAV Marian: Men speak conveniently of love when it serves their purpose. And when it doesn’t, it is a burden to them.

Nobeggers.wav [knocking] Lady: No more beggars.

NOBILITY.WAV Robin: Nobility is not a birthright. It is defined by ones actions.

Notpossible.wav Robin: That’s not possible.

NOTSURE.WAV Will: I’m not really sure.

NTBYRULZ.WAV Sheriff: You’re not playing by the rules, boy.

Nvrtrusted.wav Will: I’ve never trusted you. That’s no secret.

Openbarrel.wav Friar Tuck: Come my barbarian friend. For you and I open a barrel together and do our best to save each other’s souls. Azeem: Alas, I am not permitted. Friar Tuck: Fine then, you talk and I’ll drink.

RACKET.WAV Sheriff: I can’t do this with all that racket!

Ruinedmylife.wav Will: You ruined my life!!

RUNTHRU.WAV Sheriff: Might have the pleasure of your name before I have you run through?

SCAREDIM.WAV Robin: You scared him.

Seendeath.wav Witch: [screams] I have seen our death.

Sherhaunted.wav Sherwood forest is haunted, master.

Sherrifwillhear.wav The sheriff will hear of this.

SIXMEN.WAV Robin: I’m curious as to manner of creature is so fearsome that it takes six men to attack him?

Uneducated.wav Azeem: How did your uneducated kind ever take Jeruselem?

VEXES.WAV Something vexes thee?

WELLDONE_RH.WAV Well done… well done.

Whatisplace.wav Azeem: What is this place?

WINEMULE.WAV Azeem: You whine like a mule.

Wlcm2shrwd.wav Welcome to Sherwood, Friar.

WRONGU.WAV Robin: Did I wrong you in another life?

YOUTWIT.WAV Sheriff: Shutup, you twit!