A Chicago teenager is looking for fun at home while his parents are away, but the situation quickly gets out of hand.

Joel Goodsen: Tom Cruise, Lana: Rebecca De Mornay, Guido: Joe Pantoliano, Miles: Curtis Armstrong, Joel’s Father: Nicholas Pryor, Joel’s Mother: Janet Carroll, Business Teacher: Nathan Davis

2grunts_rb.wav Joel: “If you read me, grunt twice.” [moan] [moan] “Thank you.”

alwaysbeenquick.wav Lana: You always been this quick or is this something new?

asku2leave_rb.wav Joel: I’m going to have to ask you to leave.

asku2leave2_rb.wav Joel: I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to leave.

guidopimp_rb.wav Miles: I don’t believe this. I’ve got a trig midterm tomorrow and I’m being chased by Guido, the killer pimp.

notenjoying_rb.wav Miles: [giggles] I’m really not enjoying this.

notsometoy_rb.wav Joel’s Father: This is not some toy for you and your friends. If you can’t use it properly, you’re not to use it at all.

offbabysitter_rb.wav Cop: Get off the babysitter. Put on your pants and come out with your hands up.

porsche_rb.wav Joel: Porsche – There is no substitute.

porsche2_rb.wav Joel: Porsche – There is no substitute.  Miles: F**k you.

takealook_rb.wav Business Teacher: Let’s take a look at what we have, shall we?

uboatcmdr_rb.wav Mechanic: Who’s the U-Boat commander?

wtf_rb.wav Miles: Sometimes you gotta say what the f**k.

wtf2_rb.wav Miles: Every now and then, say ‘what the f**k.  What the f**k gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future.

wtf23-TC_rb.wav Joel: “Sometimes you gotta say what the f**k.”