Five high school students, all different stereotypes, meet in detention, where they pour their hearts out to each other, and discover how they have a lot more in common than they thought.
Andrew Clark: Emelio Estevez, Brian Johnson: Anthony Michael Hall, John Bender: Judd Nelson, Claire Standish: Molly Ringwald, Allison Reynolds: Ally Sheedy, Richard Vernon: Paul Gleason
beinbad_bc.wav Bender: Bein’ bad feels pretty good, huh?
crackinskulls_bc.wav Vernon: The next time I have to come in here, I’m crackin’ skulls!
doobage_bc.wav Bender: So, Ahab, can I bum my doobage?
dopeonfire_bc.wav Vernon: What if your dope was on fire? Bender: Impossible, sir, it’s in Johnson’s underwear.
dweebie.wav Bender: Face it. You’re a deo-maxi zoomed dweebie.
fakeid_bc.wav Andrew: This is the worst fake ID I’ve ever seen. … Do you realize you made yourself 68?
letter_bc.wav Brian reads the letter to Vernon.
lobotomy.wav Bender: I want to be just like you. I figure all I need is a lobotomy and some tights.
manillow_bc.wav Bender: Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
ruckus.wav Vernon: What was that ruckus? Andrew: What ruckus? Vernon: I was just in my office and I heard a ruckus! Brian: Could you describe the ruckus, sir?
ruckussm.wav Vernon: What was that ruckus?
social.wav Bender: So, it’s sorta social. Demented and sad, but social. Right?
social_bc.wav Bender: So, it’s sorta social. Demented and sad, but social. Right?
thezkids.wav Vernon: Now this is the thought that wakes me up in the middle of the night: That when I get older, these kids are gonna take care of me. Carl: I wouldn’t count on it.
tights_bc.wav Brian: You wear tights? Andrew: No, I don’t wear tights. I wear the required uniform. … Brian: Tights. Andrew: Shutup!!
wakesmeup_bc.wav Vernon: Now this is the thought that wakes me up in the middle of the night: That when I get older, these kids are gonna take care of me.Carl: I wouldn’t count on it.