Bachelor and all round slob, Buck, babysits his brother’s rebellious teenage daughter and her cute younger brother and sister.

Buck Russell – John Candy, Tia Russell – Jean Louisa Kelley, Maisy Russell – Gaby Hoffmann, Miles Russell – Macaulay Culkin, Chanice Kobolowski – Amy Madigan, Marcie Dahlgren-Frost – Laurie Metcalf, Bug – Jay Underwood, Mrs. Hogarth – Suzanne Shepherd

Adultsuprv.wav Marcie: You don’t know what you’re doing. You’re bored out of your mind. You need a little adult supervision.

Betrthings.wav Tia: I’ve got better things to do than to baby sit you, you little stain.

Bigsexyguy.wav Marcie: Is there a big, sexy guy in here?

BOYSLOUD.WAV Maisy: I don’t know why we need boys at all. They’re so loud.

BUCKSHIT.WAV Buck: $hit!

Buckstheme.wav Buck’s musical queue. Full stereo.

Buckxcuse.wav Buck: Excuse me?

Consecques.wav Buck: What’s your record for consecutive questions asked?

DOUMIND.WAV Tia: Do you mind?

EXCHANGE.WAV Miles: Wheredoyoulive? Buck: In the city. Miles: Do you have a house? Buck: Apartment. Miles: Own or rent? Buck: Rent. Miles: Whatdoyoudoforaliving? Buck: Lots of things. Miles: Where’s your office? Buck: I don’t have one. Miles: How come? Buck: I don’t need one. Miles: Where’s your wife? Buck: Don’t have one. Miles: How come? Buck: It’s a long story. Miles: Do you have kids? Buck: No I don’t. Miles: How come? Buck: It’s an even longer story. Miles: Are you my dad’s brother? Buck: What’s your record for consecutive questions asked? Miles: 38 Buck: I’m your dad’s brother, alright. Miles: You have much more hair in your nose than my dad. Buck: How nice of you to notice. Miles: I’m a kid, that’s my job.

FEDEXMAN.WAV Marcie: So, I’ll just go home and wait for the Federal Express man.

Fluseason.wav Miles: That’s a pretty stupid thing to do during flu season.

Getinmouse.wav Buck: Get in your mouse, and get outa here.

HARDTIME.WAV Buck: Is there any particular reason why you’re giving me suck a hard time?

Justshutup.wav Tia: Why don’t you just shut up.

MELANOMA.WAV Buck: Buck Melanoma. Molie Russell’s wart.

Muchchoice.wav Dad: I don’t think we have much choice.

Nolookatme.wav Buck: Don’t look at me like that.

PRETZEL.WAV Buck: Want a little pretzel with your beer?

RATGNAW.WAV Buck: Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face.

RUDRUNK.WAV Buck: What are you, drunk?

STRAIGHT.WAV Tia: Can we get something straight?

Ub_theyhere.wav Miles: They’re here!!

Whatdohere.wav Tia: What are you doing here?

YARGUING.WAV Buck: Why are we arguing?