Robbie, the singer and Julia, the waitress are both engaged to be married but to the wrong people. Fortune intervenes to help them discover each other.

Robbie Hart: Adam Sandler, Julia Sullivan: Drew Barrymore, Holly Sullivan: Christine Taylor, Sammy: Allen Covert, Glenn Gulia: Matthew Glave, Rosie: Ellen Albertini Dow, Linda: Angela Featherstone

alladults_ws.wav  Holly: Come on, we’re all adults here.

allright_ws.wav Sammy: What I’m saying is all I really want is someone to hold me and tell me that everything is going to be alright. Drunk: Everything’s gonna be alright.

dingdong_ws.wav Robbie: I’ve got nothing to offer anybody. I haven’t done jack shit since high school.  Why would any girl ever marry me? Sammy: Marry you? I’m just trying to get someone to play with your ding dong.

downy-cheer_ws.wav Sammy: Hey, these sheets are soft, do you use Downy? Robbie: No, all tempa-Cheer.  You can wash your clothes in any temperature and the colors don’t run together. Sammy: Really? Robbie: Yeah, now leave me alone.

everybodyleave_ws.wav Robbie: Did everybody leave? Julia: Pretty much. Except for a few cops that are still interviewing a few witnesses.

ihavemic_ws.wav Father: Hey buddy, I’m not paying you to hear your thoughts on life, I’m paying you to sing. Robbie: Well I have a microphone and you don’t.SO YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERY DAMN WORD I HAVE TO SAY!!

losingmind_ws.wav Jimmie: He’s losing his mind.

matgirl_ws.wav Julia: You’re above all that material bullshit. Robbie: I don’t know.  We’re living in a material world and I am a material girl.

mentalinst_ws.wav Kid: You’re going to the mental institution.

microphone.wav Robbie: Sir, one more outburst and I will strangle you with my microphone wire, you understand me?

moneyfan_ws.wav Banker: Do you have any experience? Robbie: No, sir, I have no experience but I’m a big fan of money. I like it. I use it. I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.

shelikesyou-not_ws.wav Robbie: Anyway, she told me she likes you. Sammy: Really??… She said that? Robbie: No!

urabitch_ws.wav Kid: You’re a bitch.

vhtshirt_ws.wav Robbie: Please get out of my Van Halen T-Shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

weddingthing_ws.wav Linda: Oh… Okay… So, you’re still pissed about that wedding thing.

yesterday_ws.wav Robbie: Once again, things that could have been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!!!