Jake Blues, just out from prison, puts together his old band to save the Catholic home where he and brother Elwood were raised.

Jake: John Belushi, Elwood: Dan Aykroyd, Curtis: Cab Calloway, Ray: Ray Charles, Sister Mary Stigmata (a.k.a. The Penguin): Kathleen Freeman, Trooper Mount: Steven Williams,  Rev. Cleophus James: James Brown, Lloyd: oe Cuttone, Burton Mercer: John Candy, Cheese Whiz: Shotgun Burton, County Clerk: Steven Spielberg

106MILES.WAV Elwood: “It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.” Jake: “Hit it.”

allset.wav Elwood: “Okay, you’re all set.”

anyelse.wav Lady: Would there be anything else?

bbintro.wav Cab Caloway introduces the Blues Brothers with a musical cue in the background.

bigtrubl.wav Trooper Mount: Boys. You’re in big trouble.

blessedaccel.wav Elwood: “Our lady of blessed acceleration don’t fail me now!”

bsingyou.wav Elwood: I took the liberty of bulls**ting you.

candw.wav Elwood: eh… What kind of music do you usually have here? Bar lady: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western.

cantquit.wav Curtis: Can’t quit now.

cheezwiz.wav Bum: Did you get me my Cheez Wiz, boy?

comein_bb.wav Penguin: Who is it? Elwood: Jake and Elwood. Penguin: Come in.

copcar.wav Elwood: It’s got a cop motor – a 440ci plant. It’s got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks, it’s a model made before catalytic convertors, so it’ll run good on regular gas. So, what do you say? Is it the new Bluesmobile or what? … Jake: Fix the cigarette lighter.

covrexits.wav John Candy: Alright, cover all exits. Let’s go!

cpig.wav Carie Fisher: You contemptible pig.

distsound.wav Rev. James: When I woke up this morning… I heard a disturbing sound.

dontudont.wav Aretha Franklin: Don’t you “don’t get riled, sugar” me.

dontyell.wav Elwood: Don’t yell at me.

duhokay.wav Desk Clerk: Duhhhhh okay.

excuses.wav Jake: I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake… a terrible flood… locusts.. it wasn’t my fault, I swear to Goooood.

expwy.wav Elwood: We’ll be alright if we can just get back on the expressway.

fourchix.wav Jake: Four fried chickens… and a coke. Elwood: And some dry white toast.

gdboy.wav Lloyd: God damn, boy.

gimmemin.wav Guy: Gimme a minute.

git_bb.wav Ray Charles: Now go on, git!

gladhere.wav Lloyd: Well I’m sure glad to have you guys here.

go2work_bb.wav Elwood: It’s almost nine o’clock. We gotta go to work.

goahead_bb.wav Aretha: Well, go ahead dammit.

gofaster.wav Lloyd: S**t, man, can’t this thing go any faster?

gotitall.wav Jake: This place has got everything.

haftawait.wav Elwood: I guess we’ll hafta wait.

havaseat.wav Penguin: Hello, boys. Nice to see you. Have a seat.

havilied.wav Jake: Have I ever lied to you?

howmuch.wav Jake: You! How much for your wife? Hahahaha

ilnazis.wav Elwood: Illinois nazis. Jake: I hate illinois natzis.

itshome.wav Elwood: Well, it ain’t much, but it’s home.

letmehandle.wav Jake: Just let me handle this.

letsboogy.wav ???: Let’s boogy.

litlgirl.wav Jake: How much for the little girl?

lotsaspace.wav Elwood: Lotsa space in this mall.

meet.wav Elwood: Maybe we could say, eh…. Meet.

mission.wav Elwood: We’re on a mission from God.

MISSION1.WAV Elwood: You see, we’re on a mission from God.

mission2.wav Elwood: We’re on a mission from God.

mission3.wav Elwood: We’re on a mission from God.

motorhed.wav Jake: What the hell do you want me to do, motorhead?

mslug.wav C Fisher: You miserable slug.

MUSICIAN.WAV Lady: Are you the police? Elwood: No, ma’am. We’re musicians.

musicians.wav Lady: Are you the police? Elwood: No, ma’am. We’re musicians.

newolds.wav Elwood: New Oldsmobiles are in early this year.

nocatch.wav Elwood: They’re not gonna catch us. We’re on a mission from God.

nofway_bb.wav Jake: “No… f***ing… way.”

nohank.wav Lloyd: That ain’t no Hank Williams song.

noprob_bb.wav ???: No problem.

nosongs.wav Elwood: I don’t think we know any of the songs on this list.

not2talk.wav Curtis: You got to learn not to talk to nuns that way.

noteeth.wav Band guy: You’re gonna look pretty funny trying to eat corn on the cob with no f**king teeth. (If you know the name of this actor, PLEASE let me know. I can’t find him in the credits on IMDB)

orangewhips.wav Mercer: Who wants an orange whip. Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.

outagas_bb.wav Elwood: We’re outa gas.

ow_bb.wav Elwood: OW!

owe4beer.wav Lloyd: You know you boys owe me a lot of money for that beer you drank tonight.

prayhard.wav Penguin: I prayed so hard for you.

rawhide.wav The band sings the hook from Rawhide.

rayspolicy.wav Ray: Pardon me, but we do have a strict policy concerning the handling the instruments. An employee of Ray’s Music Exchange must be present. Now, may I help you?

redeemed.wav Penguin: Get out! And don’t come back until you’ve redeemed yourselves.

rollers.wav Elwood: S**t Jake: What? Elwood: Rollers. Jake: No. Elwood: Yeah. Jake: S**t.

scmods.wav Elwood: I bet those cops have got SCMODS. Jake: Scmods? Elwood: Yeah. State County Municipal Offender Data System.

signhere.wav County clerk: Sign here.

smthnswrong.wav ???: Somethin’s wrong.

thisplace.wav Elwood: Are you sure this is the place?

threwrod.wav Elwood: Oh no. Jake: What the f**k was that? Elwood: We threw a rod. Jake: Is that serious? Elwood: Yeah.

twistit.wav Ray and the boys sing “Twist it!”

upcreek.wav Jake: I guess you’re really up s**t creek.

violence2.wav Dispatcher: Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers had\s been approved.

webeback.wav Murphy: We’ll be back with the Magictones for the Armada room’s 2-hour disco swing party after this short break. ‘Till then, don’t you go changin’.

whtgoeson.wav Jake: Hey what’s going on?

whthapn2u.wav Elwood: What’s gonna happen to you?

wordinstreets.wav Curtis: Get up on that wagon. We’re going up North to put the word in the streets.

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