Canada’s most famous hosers, Bob (Rick Moranis) and Doug McKenzie (Dave Thomas), get jobs at the Elsinore Brewery, only to learn that something is rotten with the state of it.
Brewmeister Smith: Max Von Sydow, Claude Elsinore: Paul Dooley, Pam Elsinore: Lynne Griffin, Jean LaRose: Angus MacInnes
2LOADED.WAV Bob: Hey, who’s drivin’? Doug: I am ’cause you’re too loaded to drive. Bob: Take off, I am no. Just gettin’ warmed up for the party, eh.
3B.WAV – Bob: This movie was shot in 3B. Three beers and it looks good, eh.
ADJUSTNG.WAV What are you doing in here? Doug: Oh, we’re from the department of justice and we’re adjusting the beds. This is Mr. Roy, our consultant.
COMEBAK.WAV Doug: Come on! Bob: Oh, geez. We gotta come back for my turn, eh?
DIDTHTB4.WAV Pam: It’s alright, it did that before.
DOINMOVY.WAV Bob: Take off, will you, we’re doin’ our movie!
DONTWREK.WAV Doug: Don’t wreck our show, you hoser.
FHMUTANT.WAV Bob: Fleshy headed mutant, are you friendly? Doug: No way, eh.
FNDMOUSE.WAV Doug: We found this mouse in a bottle of Elsinore beer that we bought at your beer store, eh. And we heard, like, that when that happens you get your beer for free.
FREEBEER.WAV Doug: Okay, here’s how to get free beer, eh.
GENIUS.WAV Bob: He’s a genius, eh.
GETGOIN.WAV Doug: Oh, gee, we gotta get goin’
GIVEIN.WAV Doug: [breath] I’m your father, Luke, give in to the dark side of the force, you knob.
GOODAYEH.WAV Bob: Good day, I’m Bob McKenzie, this is my brother, Doug. Doug: How’s it goin, eh?
GW-FORCE.WAV Doug: I’m your father, Luke, give in to the dark side of the force, you knob.
GWNORTH.WAV koo roo koo koo koo koo koo koo
HAVAMTG.WAV Jean: These gentlemen say they have a meeting with you, eh.
HORKED.WAV Doug: Somebody horked our clothes. Bob: Geez, who’d want to hork our clothes, eh?
IMAGENUS.WAV Doug: Figures you wouldn’t know how to work it if it’s got a computer. Bob: Oh, yeah, Mr. Wizard. Doug: Let me try, I’m a genius, eh.
JLYDONUT.WAV Bob: Jelly donut comin’
JSTATHNG.WAV Nurse: We lost him. What did you give him? Claude: This is just a thing. A hypodermic needle.
JUSTUP.WAV Bob: Geez, I just got up, eh, I don’t know.
LEAKBAD.WAV Bob: Geez, I gotta take a leek so bad I can taste it.
LOOK4BER.WAV Bob: There wasn’t much to do. All the bowling alleys had been wrecked. Sos I spent most of my time lookin for beer.
Looknatme.wav Bob: Did you see her lookin at me? Doug: Yeah, cause she thought you were some kinda freak. Now, come on. Bob: Take off, she likes me, eh. Doug: No way.
LOSTPIC.WAV 1: What happened? 2: there was a power surge at the main gate. We lost the picture but we have it back now.
LOVEYOU.WAV Doug: Those big cons are gonna love you, eh. Bob: What do you mean? Doug: You’re a cute, little guy. They’re going to be love you from dawn to dusk.
MOVIES.WAV Bob: Welcome to our movie, eh. Okay, our topic is… movies.
MOVYTIME.WAV Bob: Okay, so, we made a movie so sit back, get some corn and let’s have, uh, movie time.
NOEXPL.WAV What the hell was that? Smith: There’s no scientific explanation for it.
NOSTEER.WAV Doug: No point in steering now.
NOTXCITE.WAV Claude: Alright, let’s not get excited.
OUTAGAS_sb.WAV Bob: Maybe it’s outa gas, eh? [fart] Bob: OH! You farted. Doug: No, it wasn’t me, it was the chair, eh.
PARKBRAK.WAV Bob: Try the parking break, eh? Doug: Take off! The parking break never worked.
PUKBRETH.WAV Bob: Geez, you’re real nice. If I didn’t have puke breath, I’d kiss you.
RAMHER.WAV Doug: You know what we gotta do, eh? Bob: What? Doug: Ram her from behind. Come on!
SB_SEEYA.WAV Bob: Okay Doug: We’re going. Bob: Yeah Both: See ya.
Sb_whtdoin.wav [noise] Bob: What are you doing?
SHUTUPMA.WAV Bob: Shut up, Ma!… Oh, geez.
STAYUP.WAV Bob: Why don’t we stay up all night? Doug: Beauty idea.
TAKALEAK.WAV Doug: He’s gonna take a leak, get out of the way!
TAKEOFF1.WAV Bob: Take off, you hoser.
VALIUM.WAV Bob: What are you on, valium?
WHAT2DO.WAV Claude: What are we going to do?
WHIPLASH.WAV Doug: I’m getting whiplash from my burps, eh.
YOUKNOB.WAV Doug: Oh, nice going, you knob.