Nick Beam’s life couldn’t get any worse. He discovers he has been living a lie and is on the verge of a nervous breakdown. So when T. Paul, a carjacker, attempts to rob him, it is the last straw for Nick.
Terrance Paul Davidson: Martin Lawrence, Nick Beam: Tim Robbins, Davis ‘Rig’ Lanlow: John C. McGinley, Charlie Dunt: Giancarlo Esposito, Ann Beam: Kelly Preston, Phillip ‘P.B.’ Barrow: Michael McKean
5minutes_n2l.wav “You got 12 possible stations here. You’re only using 7. I’m gonna make the other 5 stations active, run a test mode and force the system into rotation.” “What does that mean?” [beeps & clicks] “We got 5 minutes.”
inbreds**t_n2l.wav Nick: I’m sure you’re a really scary guy. I’m sure that, normally people just quiver at the very sound of your voice. But you see, I can’t see that right now. I just see a weak, desperate little man who probably grew up torturing little animals. Some puny little uncoordinated, “can’t make the football team so I’ll pick on third graders and steal their lunch money” punk, jerk off, bully who one day wakes up and realizes he’s nothing. Just a sad, pathetic, useless, illiterate piece of inbred shit.
sia-fing-nara-pal_n2l.wav Martin: “Sia f**king nara, pal!”