Three unemployed parapsychology professors set up shop as a unique ghost removal service.

Dr. Peter Venkman: Bill Murray, Dr. Raymond Stantz: Dan Aykroyd, Dana Barrett: Sigourney Weaver, Dr. Egon Spengler: Harold Ramis, Louis Tully: Rick Moranis, Janine Melnitz: Annie Pots, Walter Peck: William Atherton, Winston Zeddmore: Ernie Hudson, Mayor: David Margulies, Gozer: Slavitza Jovan

areyouag.wav Gozer: Are you a god?

backoff.wav Venkman: Back off, man. I’m a scientist.

bad.wav Egon: There’s something very important I forgot to tell you. Venkman: What? Egon: Don’t cross the streams. Venkman: Why? Egon: It would be bad.Venkman: I’m fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean bad? Egon: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light. Stanz: Total protonic reversal. Venkman: Right. That’s bad. Okay. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

begood_gb.wav Venkman: [singing] So be good, for goodness sake. WoOOoo.

bitch.wav All: Ready! Venkman: Let’s show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.

blownose.wav Stanz: Ectoplasmic residue! Egon: Venkman, get a sample of this. Stanz: It’s the real thing. Venkman: Somebody blows their nose and you want to keep it?

chore.wav Stanz: That wasn’t such a chore, now was it?

church.wav [stomping noises] Venkman: Nobody steps on a church in my town!

gether.wav Venkman: Get her. That was your whole plan, get her? It was scientific.

ghost015.wav [groaning noise]

goodeve.wav Stanz: Good evening. As a duly designated representative of the city, county and state of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension. Venkman: That ought to do it. Thanks very much, Ray.

hegotsli.wav Stanz: Spengler, it’s Ray. I’m with Venkman. He got slimed! Egon: That’s great, Ray. Save some for me.

holehead.wav Egon: This is big, Peter. This is very big. There’s definitely something here. Venkman: Egon, this reminds me of that time you tried to drill a hole through your head. Egon: That would have worked if you hadn’t stopped me.

kass.wav Venkman: We came. We saw. We kicked it’s ass!

lookbad.wav Egon: This looks extrordinarily bad.

nodick.wav Cop: Is this true? Venkman: It’s true. This man has no dick.

nostudy.wav Venkman: Ray. For a moment. Pretend that I don’t know anything about metalurgy, engineering or physics and just tell me what the hell is going on.Stanz: You never studied.

popdin.wav Stanz: I couldn’t help it. It just popped in there. Venkman: What? What ‘just popped in there’?

popdin2.wav Stanz: I couldn’t help it. It just popped in there. Venkman: What? What ‘just popped in there’?

roach.wav Guy: What are you supposed to be, some kind of cosmonaut? Venkman: No, we’re exterminators. Somebody saw a cockroach up on 12. Guy: That’s gotta be some cockroach. Venkman: Bite your head off, man.

roach2.wav Guy: What are you supposed to be, some kind of cosmonaut? Venkman: No, we’re exterminators. Somebody saw a cockroach up on 12. Guy: That’s gotta be some cockroach. Venkman: Bite your head off, man.

shoothim.wav Peck: If he does that again, you can shoot him.

slor.wav Egon: You said before you were waiting for a sign. What sign are you waiting for? Louis: Gozer the traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Valdrani, the traveler came as a large and moving torg! Then, during the third rectification of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new for for him. That of a giant Slor! Many shubs and zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you.

slor2.wav Egon: You said before you were waiting for a sign. What sign are you waiting for? Louis: Gozer the traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Valdrani, the traveler came as a large and moving torg! Then,during the third rectification of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new for for him. That of a giant Slor! Many shubs and zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you.

split_up.wav Stanz: I think we should split up. Venkman: Good idea. We can do more damage that way.

staypuft.wav Stanz: It can’t be! Venkman: What is it!? Stanz: It can’t be! Venkman: What did you do, Ray? Winston: Aw shit! Stanz: It’s the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man.

staypuft2.wav Stanz: It can’t be! Venkman: What is it!? Stanz: It can’t be! Venkman: What did you do, Ray? Winston: Aw shit! Stanz: It’s the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man.

table.wav Stanz: I did that. I did that. That’s my fault. Venkman: it’s okay. The table broke the fall.

table2.wav Stanz: I did that. I did that. That’s my fault. Venkman: it’s okay. The table broke the fall.

tex.wav Venkman: Whoa whoa whoa whoa nice shootin’, Tex.

tex2.wav Venkman: Whoa whoa whoa whoa nice shootin’, Tex.

toast.wav Venkman: Alright… this chick is TOAST!

whatdo.wav Venkamn: What did you do, Ray?