One Man’s Struggle To Take It Easy.  A high school wise guy is determined to have a day off from school, despite what the principal thinks of that.

Ferris Bueller: Matthew Broderick, Cameron Frye: Alan Ruck, Sloane Peterson: Mia Sara, Ed Rooney: Jeffrey Jones, Jeanie Bueller: Jennifer Grey,Economics Teacher: Ben Stein

bitebig1_fb.wav Jeanie: Bite the big one, junior.

bueller.wav Teacher: Bueller… Bueller… Bueller…

callmesir_fb.wav Cameron: Call me Sir, God dammit.

diamond.wav Ferris: Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you shoved a lump of coal up his ass, in three weeks you’d have a diamond.

didntachieve_fb.wav Mr. Rooney: I did not achieve this station in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind.

dontaskme_fb.wav Cameron: Well don’t ask me to participate in your stupid crap if you don’t like the way I do it.

gohome.wav Ferris: You’re still here? It’s over. Go home… go!

handleschool_fb.wav Ferris: How could I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this?

itsover_fb.wav Ferris: You’re still here? It’s over. Go home… go!

mindpsqs_fb.wav Cameron: You just mind your Ps and Qs, buster, and remember who you’re dealing with.

misslife_fb.wav Ferris: Life moves pretty fast. You don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

outafam_fb.wav Jeanie: That’s it… I want out of this family.

pardonfrench_fb.wav Cameron: Pardon my French, but you’re an asshole.

thumb_fb.wav Jeanie: Why don’t you put your thumb up your butt?