After a night they can’t remember, comes a day they’ll never forget. Two potheads wake up from a night of partying and can’t remember where they parked their car.
Jesse Montgomery III: Ashton Kutcher, Chester Greenburg: Seann William Scott, Wanda: Jennifer Garner, Wilma: Marla Sokoloff, Zoltan: Hal Sparks,Tommy: Charlie O’Connell, Jeff: Turtle, Chinese Foooood Lady (voice): Freda Foh Shen, Mark: Andy Dick, Pierre: Brent Spiner
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andthen4_dwmc.wav CFL: And theeeen?
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andthen-chester_dwmc.wav Chester: And then?
andthenfight_dwmc.wav CFL: And then? Jesse: No and then. CFL: And then? Jesse: No and then. CFL: And then? Jesse: No and then. CFL: And then? Jesse: No and then. CFL: And then? Jesse: No! No and then.
BBB_dwmc.wav Wanda & Wilma: Big breasted bimbos.
bigasspanties_dwmc.wav Man: Damn! Now those are some big ass panties.
brkdancestrippers_dwmc.wav Chester: What are you, crazy? I’m surrounded by break dancing strippers!
cfmindgames_dwmc.wav Jesse: I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games.
fridgepudding_dwmc.wav Chester: I always wondered what a fridge full of pudding would look like.
genderchal_dwmc.wav Stripper: I’m a gender challenged male.
givecall_dwmc.wav Jesse: I’ll tell you what. We’ll keep our eyes out for the continual trans-dingaling thing and if we see it, we’ll give you a call.
letitgo_dwmc.wav Chester: let it go.
letitgo2_dwmc.wav Chester: Let it go, man. Jesse: No no. We can get it. Chester: No, let it go.
more2worry_dwmc.wav Believe me, you guys got more important things to worry about right now.
noandthen_dwmc.wav Jesse: No and then.
noandthen2_dwmc.wav Jesse: No and then!
nothingright_dwmc.wav Wanda: You guys can’t do anything right. Wilma: Why do you have to mess everything up?
sodead_dwmc.wav Jesse: We are so dead.
tattoos_dwmc.wav The whole “Dude!” “Sweet!” tattoo bit.
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