The equally-straight-laced and “by the book” nephew of Joe Friday must work with his more laid-back partner to solve a mystery.

Sgt. Joe Friday: Dan Aykroyd, Pep Streebeck: Tom Hanks

beaver_drg.wavStreebeck: Can the beaver come out and play?

dragnet-theme.wav – those 9 famous notes.

getbusy_drg.wav Friday: Isn’t there anything job-related you should be doing at this particular moment?

listenhotshot_drg.wav Friday: Listen, hotshot, I’m going to tell you something right now. I don’t care for you or for the putrid sludge you’re troweling out.

nosense_drg.wav Friday: You weren’t even born with the sense God gave the common dog.

surfsup_drg.wav Friday: Surfs up, beach boy, but not for you. You’ll be hangin’ ten downtown.

tgif_drg.wav Streebeck: Thank God! It’s Friday!

threatening_drg.wav Friday: Are you threatening me, son?