An African prince goes to Queens, New York City to find a wife whom he can respect for her intelligence and will.

Prince Akeem/Clarence/Randy Watson/Saul: Eddie Murphy, Semmi/Extremly Ugly Girl/Morris/Reverend Brown: Arsenio Hall, King Jaffe Joffer: James Earl Jones, Queen Aoleon: Madge Sinclair, Cleo McDowell: John Amos, Lisa McDowell: Shari Headley, Darryl Jenks: Eriq LaSalle, Hold-Up Man: Samuel L Jackson

amiready_c2a.wav Akeem: I am not sure if I am ready.

beautiful_c2a.wav Saul: This is beautiful! What is that, velvet?

blowheadoff_c2a.wav Hold-Up Man: Anybody move, I’ll blow your f**king head off.

completeidiot_c2a.wav Semmi: I feel like a complete idiot.

defend_c2a.wav Semmi: Now, let’s see if you can defend yourself, you sweat from a baboon’s balls.

diaperchange_c2a.wav King: It seems only yesterday I ordered your first diaper change.

dumbfuck_c2a.wav Cab Driver: You dumb f**k!!

effect_c2a.wav Lisa: You have the most amazing effect on people.

emotionalprob_c2a.wav Akeem: Is it my imagination, or does every woman in New York have a severe emotional problem?

eroticdesire_c2a.wav King: Get out. See the world. Enjoy yourself. Fulfill every erotic desire.

excuse_c2a.wav Akeem: Excuse me for a moment

fineline_c2a.wav King: You see, my son, there is a very fine line between love and nausea.

fortydays_c2a.wav Semmi: This trip is an excellent idea.  Forty days of fornication!

freezerhino.wav Semmi: Freeze, you diseased rhinoceros pizel.

frenchfries_c2a.wav Semmi: Look at it this way: at least we learned how to make french fries.

fyou_c2a.wav Robber: F**k you!

fyx3_c2a.wav Clarence: F**k you, f**k you, and f**k you!

garbage_c2a.wav Akeem: I have recently been placed in charge of garbage. Do you have any that requires disposal?

gm-majesty.wav Oha: Good morning, your majesty. It is another beautiful day in Zamunda.

happynews_c2a.wav Cleo: I have just heard some news that makes me a very happy man.

judged_c2a.wav Akeem: Once again, you have judged correctly.

kuntakinte_c2a.wav Saul: Heeeey! It’s Kunta Kinte!

lastjoke_c2a.wav Saul’s joke about the soup at the end of the movie.

mostamusing_c2a.wav Oha: Most amusing, sir.

muchbetter_c2a.wav Akeem: That would be much better.

neighbors_c2a.wav Akeem: Good morning, my neighbors. Neighbor: Hey, f**k you! Akeem: Yes! Yes! F**k you, too!

nojourney2gr8_c2a.wav Akeem: No journey is too great when one finds what he seeks.

noobscene_c2a.wav Akeem: Please refrain from using any further obscenities in front of these people.

notfunny_c2a.wav Saul: What do you know from funny, you bastard.

nottalking_c2a.wav Mortimer: I’m still not talking to you!

outamind_c2a.wav Clarence: You must be out of your God-damned mind!

outsideworld_c2a.wav Akeem: I have yet to experience what the outside world has to offer.

penisclean_c2a.wav Bather: The royal penis is clean, your highness.

queens_c2a.wav Semmi: But, where in New York can one find a woman with grace, elegance, taste, and culture? A woman suitable for a king? Both: Queens.

quitemad_c2a.wav Semmi: He’s gone quite mad, your majesty.

realfdup_c2a.wav Super: Now this is the place I was telling you about. It’s real f**ked up.

royaloats_c2a.wav King: Ahhh, so you want to sow your royal oats!

screamslam_c2a.wav Semmi screams, then slams the door.

sothatsit_c2a.wav King: Aha! So that’s it.

stopthere_c2a.wav Saul: Stop right there a minute.

stroll_c2a.wav King: Come. Let’s go for a stroll.

takeachance_c2a.wav Subway Lady: Go on, honey. Take a chance.

talkalone_c2a.wav Akeem: May I talk to you alone for a minute, please.

tearuapart_c2a.wav Ugly Lady: I’ve been watching you all evening and I want to tear you apart… and your friend, too. [spitting noise]

ugotmoney_c2a.wav Super: You better not be wasting my time. You got money?… Come on in, gentlemen.

velvet_c2a.wav Saul: What is that, velvet?

wantchamp_c2a.wav Akeem: Would you like some champaigne?

whatdfmean_c2a.wav Akeem: What does dumb f**k mean?

whotfisthis_c2a.wav Robber: Who the f**k is this asshole?

wtfwant_c2a.wav Super: Okay, now what the f**k do you want?

youmayenter_c2a.wav Super: You may enter. – Allsounds in one file