A lonely and disturbed cable guy raised on television just wants a new friend, but his target, a designer, rejects him, with bad consequences.

cableguy.wav Carey: “CABLE GUY!!”

comeinpsycho_cg.wav Carey: “Come on in, you psycho.”

enemy_cg.wav Carey: I cannot listen to any of your instructions, for you are my enemy and are about to meet your demise.

friendenemy_cg.wav Carey: I can be your best friend or your worst enemy.