A 1960’s hipster secret agent is brought out of cryofreeze to oppose his greatest enemy into the 1990’s where his social attitudes are glaringly out of place.
Austin Powers/Dr. Evil: Mike Meyers, Vanessa Kensington: Elizabeth Hurley, Basil Exposition: Michael york, Mrs. Kensington: Mimi Rogers, Number Two: Robert Wagner, Scott Evil: Seth Green, Commander Gilmour: Charles Napier
askques_ap.wav – Austin: “Let me ask you a question.”
ausmslf.wav – Austin: Allow myself to introduce… myself.
axe-evil.wav – Evil: It’s E-vil, just like it’s the fru-its of the dev-il.
behave.wav – Austin: Oh, behave.
behave02.wav – Austin: Oh, behave [chuckle] Yeah, baby YEAH.
bone.wav – Evil: Throw me a frickin’ bone, here.
celebvault.wav – Basil: This is our celebrity vault.
die.wav – Evil: That makes me angry. And when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. [cat sound] And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset… people DIE!!
dontgetit_ap.wav – Evil: You just… don’t get it, do ya’?
forgetit_ap.wav – Napier: Listen son, I want you to forget what you saw here today.
groovybaby.wav – Austin: Oh, groovy baby.
hadenuf_ap.wav – I’ve had enough of you pushing me around.
illshowyou.wav – Alotta Fagina: Come in… and I’ll show you everything you need to know.
impresiv_ap.wav – Evil: Quite impressive.
leaveimmed_ap.wav – Vanessa: Come along, we have to leave immediately.
luckycharms.wav – They’re always after me Lucky Charms.
makeuhorny.wav – Austin: Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I?
nerdalert.wav – Austin?: Oh, blimey… Nerd alert!
noprob_ap.wav – Evil: Okay, no problem.
nvrhavsex.wav – Vanessa: I will never have sex with you, ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth and the future of the human race depended on us having sex simply for procreation I still wouldn’t have sex with you.
recon_ap.wav – Vanessa: I thought, perhaps, we could disguise ourselves as tourists and do some on-site reconaisance.
s-o-p.wav – Evil: Oh, hell, lets just do what we always do. Hijack some nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage.
stage2.wav – Stage two. Warm, liquid goo phase beginning.
throwbone.wav – Evil: Throw me a frickin’ bone, here.
uglystik.wav – Austin: If that is a woman, it does look like she was beaten with an ugly stick.
veryshagadelic.wav – Austin: Very shagadelic.
viva_lv_ap.wav – Austin: Viva Las Vegas, baby, yeah!
washyou.wav – Alotta Fagina: May I wash you?
whatwant_ap.wav – What do you want?
whereami_ap.wav – Austin: Where am I?
whois_ap.wav – 1:Who is this Austin Powers? Basil: The ultimate gentleman spy. Irresistable to women, deadly to his enemies. A legend in his own time.
wontbite.wav – Austin: I won’t bite… hard.
yeahbaby.wav – Austin: Yeah, baby, yeah!