A man is accidentally transported to 1300 A.D., where he must battle an army of the dead and retrieve the Necronomicon so he can return home.

Ashley J. ‘Ash’ Williams – Bruce Campbell, Sheila – Embeth Davidtz, Lord Arthur – Marcus Gilbert, Wiseman – Ian Abercromby, Duke Henry the Red – Richard Grove

alright.wav Ash: “Alright… who wants some… who’s next?”

ashslave_ad.wav Ash: “My name is Ash, and I am a slave.”

bad_ash.wav Ash: I’m bad Ash, and you’re good Ash. You’re goody little two-shoes. You’re goody little two-shoes. Goody little two-shoes goody little two-shoes.

bonehead.wav Ash: Buckle up, bonehead. ‘Cause you’re going for a ride.

boomstik.wav Ash: This.. is my BOOMSTICK! It’s a 12-guage, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart’s top-of-the-line. You can find this in the sporting goods department.  That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. It retails for around $109.95. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger.

braggart.wav Foul men from the future. Loud-mouthed braggarts. Ash: Nope. Just me, baby. Just me.

comepapa.wav Ash: Come to papa

fncypnts.wav Ash: Well hello Mr. Fancy Pants.

founder.wav I’m what you might call the founder of the feast.

goodbadg.wav Ash: Good… Bad… I’m the guy with the gun.

gotahurt.wav Oh, that’s gotta hurt!

groovy.wav Ash: Groovy.

jackleft_ad.wav Ash: I got news for you, buddy, you ain’t leading but two things right now: Jack and Sh*t… and Jack left town.

klattubarada_ad.wav Ash: Klattu… Barada… [sneezing noise]… Okay then, that’s it.

lucky_ad.wav Sheila: You found me beautiful once… Ash: Honey, you got real ugly

shebitch_ad.wav Ash: Yo! she-bitch… let’s go.

shutdoor_ad.wav What’s the matter, you raised in a barn? Shut the door! Probably was raised in a barn, along with the other primitives.

smart.wav Ash: That’s right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.

whowants_ad.wav Ash: Alright… who wants some?