At a 1962 College, Dean Vernon Wormer is determined to expel the Delta House Fraternity, but those roughhousers have other plans for him.
Bluto: John Belushi, Boone: Peter Riegert, Otter: Tim Matheson, Larry: Tom Hulce, Flounder: Stephen Furst, Dean Wormer: John Vernon, Hoover: James Widdoes, D-Day: Bruce McGill, Chip Diller: Kevin Bacon, Doug Neidermeyer: Mark Metcalf, Greg Marmalard: James Daughton
7YRSCOL.WAV – Bluto: “Christ. Seven years of college down the drain.”
90RAYON.WAV – Boone: 90% rayon, very nice!
AFRD2GO.WAV – Bluto: Ooh, we’re afraid to go with you Bluto. We might get in trouble. WELL JUST KISS MY ASS FROM NOW ON! Not me! I’m not gonna take this!
AMINUTE.WAV – Otter: I’m sorry, I can only stay for a minute.
ANOTHER3.WAV – Kevin Bacon: Thank you sir, may I have another?
ATTN.WAV – Neidermeyer: Atteeeen-shun! Eyesfront!
BJ.WAV – Bluto and the gang cough out “blow job”
BLUTOSCR.WAV – Bluto screams after someone drops an entire box of liquor.
Bluto-sorry.wav – Bluto: Sorry. (after smashing up a guitar)
BUYPOT.WAV – Larry: Could I buy some pot from you?
CALM.WAV – Bacon: Remain calm. All is well!
CLIPON.WAV – Otter: Nice tie, is that a clip-on by any chance? Hey Boone! Come on over and check this out.
CNFSC8TD.WAV – Hoover: They confiscated everything. Even the stuff we didn’t steal.
DAMGLAD2.WAV – Otter: Hey! Eric Stratton, rush chairman, damn glad to meetcha.
DAMNGLAD.WAV – Otter: Hi. Eric Stratton, rush chairman, damn glad to meetcha.
DANCE.WAV – Do you mind if we dance wif your dates?
D-DAYWTO.WAV – D-Day plays the William Tell Overture by tapping on his throat.
DENTED.WAV – Flounder: Oh my god! It’s dented. It’s dented!
DISHES.WAV – Greg: Come out of there, you bastards! Otter: Who is it? Greg: You know damn well who it is! Otter: I’m sorry, you’ll have to come back later. I’m doing the dishes.
DLTAPNCH.WAV – Otter: Hey, why don’t you help yourself to some delicious Delta punch and I’ll join you in a minute.
DONEALOT.WAV – Boone: I’ve done a lot of things you don’t know about.
DONTBFRT.WAV – Larry: Don’t be a fruit, okay?
DONTWORK.WAV – [Neidermeyer screaming in the background] Otter: No, no, no. Don’t think of it as work. The whole point is just to enjoy yourself.
DRNKEVRY.WAV – Boone: After I graduate, I’m gonna get drunk every night.
DTXPLEGE.WAV – Hoover: I, state your name. Group: I, state your name. Hoover: Do hereby pledge allegiance to the frat… uh… with liberty and fraternity for all. Group: Amen.
ENJOY.WAV – Neidermeyer: We just want you to enjoy yourselves while you’re here.
FASTER.WAV – Greg: Maybe a little faster…
FLOUNDER.WAV – Bluto: From now on, your name is Flounder.
FOODFITE.WAV – Bluto: FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!
FOOTDOWN.WAV – Dean Wormer: The time has come for someone to put his foot down… and that foot is me.
GERMANS.WAV – Bluto: What’s this lyin’ around s**t? D-Day: War’s over, man. Wormer dropped the big one. Bluto: What? Over? Did you say OVER? NOTHING is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! Otter: Germans? Boone: Forget it, he’s rolling. Bluto: And it ain’t over now. Who’s with me? LET’S GO! [runs out screaming]
GESTURE.WAV – Otter: I think this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part.
GETCHNCE.WAV – Wormer: you’ll get your chance, smart guy. Now get on with it.
GIMME20.WAV – Neidermeyer: You’re all worthless and weak! Now drop and give me 20.
GOINSIDE.WAV – Neidermeyer: Why don’t we just go inside and meet some of the guys, huh?
GONASTOP.WAV – Mandy: If you’re not even going to try, I’m just going to stop! [sound of removing glove]
GOODTIME.WAV – Hoover: Hi, boys. Having a good time, I hope?
GRBABREW.WAV – Bluto: Grab a brew. Don’t cost nothin’.
GROTESQ.WAV – Boone: Jesus Christ, what happened? You look grotesque.
HEWZGLAD.WAV – Otter: Hi. Eric Stratton, rush chairman, damn glad to meetcha. Boone: Hi, that was Eric Stratton – he was damn glad to meet you.
HIHOWRU.WAV – Flounder: Hi. how are you?
HITHERE1.WAV – Neidermeyer: Hi there.
HLDMOUNT.WAV – Neidermeyer: Mister – hold my mount.
HNDSFEET.WAV – Otter: Don’t worry. Just keep you hands and feet away from his mouth.
holysht.wav – Bluto: “Hoooly S**T!”
IsthisDelta.wav – Flounder: Excuse me, sir, is this the Delta house? Bluto: Sure, come on in.
ISTHSGR8.WAV – Flounder: Oh, boy, is this great!
JUSTKDNG.WAV – Hoover: Have another beer, Larry. She’s just kidding.
KISMYASS.WAV – Bluto: WELL JUST KISS MY ASS FROM NOW ON!!
LEAVE2ME.WAV – D-Day: There you go, now. Just leave everything to me.
LEAVING.WAV – If I was in your shoes, I’d be… Boone: Leaving! What a good idea.
LOCKED.WAV – Larry: I think it’s locked, or something.
MARBLES.WAV – Flounder: May I have ten thousand marbles, please.
MASSAGE.WAV – Otter: Can I just massage your thighs while you eat?
MILTON.WAV – Prof. Jennings: Don’t write this down, but I probably find Milton as boring as you find Milton.
NEEDED.WAV – Bluto: Thanks, I needed that [shattering glass]
NICEFISH.WAV – Katy: Nice fish, huh?
NIEDER.WAV – Neidermeyer: Hi there, Doug Neidermeyer, Omega membership chairman.
NOBEANIE.WAV – Larry: Take off that beenie.
NOTJOKE.WAV – Prof. Jennings: I’m not joking. This is my job.
NOTORGY.WAV – Boone: It’s not gonna be an orgy. It’s a toga party.
NOTTRUE.WAV – Hoover: That’s not true!
OTIS.WAV – Boone: Wait’ll Otis sees us! He loved us!
OTTRDDAY.WAV – Otter: Hey! Eric Stratton, rush chairman, damn glad to meetcha. D-Day: [laughs]
OUTWTHIT.WAV – Wormer: Well… out with it! Flounder: [vomits]
PNCHCOOK.WAV – Neidermeyer: Just grab a seat, make yourself at home, and don’t be shy about helping yourself to punch and cookies.
RAMSPEED.WAV – D-Day: RAMMING SPEEEEEED!!
RDICULUS.WAV – Boone: This is ridiculous.
REALYMAD.WAV – Boone: Okay Okay! Now I’m really mad! Now you’ve had it!
REALZERO.WAV – Otter: Okay, this guy is a real zero, that’s true.
RECOGNIZ.WAV – D-Day: When I get through with this thing, you won’t even recognize it.
RELIGOUS.WAV – Otter: I anticipate a deeply religious experience.
RETARD.WAV – Katy: I think I’m in love with a retard. Boone: Is he bigger than me?
ROADTRIP.WAV – Larry: What are we gonna do? Otter & ?: Road Trip.
RUKIDING.WAV – Flounder: Are you kidding?
SCHIZO.WAV – Larry: I won’t go schizo, will I? Prof: It’s a distinct possibility.
SCORE.WAV – Flounder: I hope I score. Oh boy. Oh boy!
SCUSEME.WAV – Boone excuses himself through the crowd.
SETLDOWN.WAV – Just a minute, just a minute. Just settle down.
SOFT.WAV – Mandy: Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?
SORYBUST.WAV – Bluto destroys a guitar… then sheepishly apologizes.
STOPBY.WAV – Boone: Well, that was pleasant. Nice of him to stop by, don’t you think?
THRULIFE.WAV – Wormer: Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
TIREDARM.WAV – Mandy: Is anything happening yet? My arm’s kinda tired.
TOGAPRTY.WAV – Otter: We gotta do something. Boone: Absolutely. Otter: You know what we gotta do? Boone & Otter: Toga party.
TOGATOGA.WAV – Group whips themselves into a frenzy chanting “toga”
TOGAX2.WAV – Bluto: TOGA! TOGA!
TOILETS.WAV – Wormer: Every halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets… explode.
TOOKBAR.WAV – Bluto: “They took the bar. The whole f***ing bar!”
TOOKBAR2.WAV – Bluto: “They took the bar. The whole f***ing bar!”
TOOKDATS.WAV – Flounder: The negros took our dates!!
TREATFRN.WAV – Otter: Is this any way to treat an intimate friend?
TRUSTED.WAV – Otter: “You f***ed up! You trusted us!”
UNDRSTND.WAV – Neidermeyer: DO YOU UNDERSTAND!
VISCIOUS.WAV – Boone: Vicious mother, isn’t he?
WANABEER.WAV – Katy: Hi. You want a beer? Larry: Sure.
WHATSIR.WAV – Greg: What do you intend to do, sir?
WHTPEEPL.WAV – Otter: We are gonna die. Larry: We’re the only white people here.
WONTTEL.WAV – Don’t sweat it, sweety, I won’t tell.