At a 1962 College, Dean Vernon Wormer is determined to expel the Delta House Fraternity, but those roughhousers have other plans for him.

Bluto: John Belushi, Boone: Peter Riegert, Otter: Tim Matheson, Larry: Tom Hulce, Flounder: Stephen Furst, Dean Wormer: John Vernon, Hoover: James Widdoes, D-Day: Bruce McGill, Chip Diller: Kevin Bacon, Doug Neidermeyer: Mark Metcalf, Greg Marmalard: James Daughton

7YRSCOL.WAVBluto: “Christ. Seven years of college down the drain.”

90RAYON.WAVBoone: 90% rayon, very nice!

AFRD2GO.WAVBluto: Ooh, we’re afraid to go with you Bluto. We might get in trouble. WELL JUST KISS MY ASS FROM NOW ON! Not me! I’m not gonna take this!

AMINUTE.WAVOtter: I’m sorry, I can only stay for a minute.

ANOTHER3.WAVKevin Bacon: Thank you sir, may I have another?

ATTN.WAVNeidermeyer: Atteeeen-shun! Eyesfront!

BJ.WAV – Bluto and the gang cough out “blow job”

BLUTOSCR.WAV – Bluto screams after someone drops an entire box of liquor.

Bluto-sorry.wavBluto: Sorry. (after smashing up a guitar)

BUYPOT.WAVLarry: Could I buy some pot from you?

CALM.WAVBacon: Remain calm. All is well!

CLIPON.WAVOtter: Nice tie, is that a clip-on by any chance? Hey Boone! Come on over and check this out.

CNFSC8TD.WAVHoover: They confiscated everything. Even the stuff we didn’t steal.

DAMGLAD2.WAVOtter: Hey! Eric Stratton, rush chairman, damn glad to meetcha.

DAMNGLAD.WAVOtter: Hi. Eric Stratton, rush chairman, damn glad to meetcha.

DANCE.WAV – Do you mind if we dance wif your dates?

D-DAYWTO.WAV – D-Day plays the William Tell Overture by tapping on his throat.

DENTED.WAVFlounder: Oh my god! It’s dented. It’s dented!

DISHES.WAVGreg: Come out of there, you bastards! Otter: Who is it? Greg: You know damn well who it is! Otter: I’m sorry, you’ll have to come back later. I’m doing the dishes.

DLTAPNCH.WAVOtter: Hey, why don’t you help yourself to some delicious Delta punch and I’ll join you in a minute.

DONEALOT.WAVBoone: I’ve done a lot of things you don’t know about.

DONTBFRT.WAVLarry: Don’t be a fruit, okay?

DONTWORK.WAV – [Neidermeyer screaming in the background] Otter: No, no, no. Don’t think of it as work. The whole point is just to enjoy yourself.

DRNKEVRY.WAVBoone: After I graduate, I’m gonna get drunk every night.

DTXPLEGE.WAVHoover: I, state your name. Group: I, state your name. Hoover: Do hereby pledge allegiance to the frat… uh… with liberty and fraternity for all. Group: Amen.

ENJOY.WAVNeidermeyer: We just want you to enjoy yourselves while you’re here.

FASTER.WAVGreg: Maybe a little faster…

FLOUNDER.WAVBluto: From now on, your name is Flounder.


FOOTDOWN.WAVDean Wormer: The time has come for someone to put his foot down… and that foot is me.

GERMANS.WAVBluto: What’s this lyin’ around s**t? D-Day: War’s over, man. Wormer dropped the big one. Bluto: What? Over? Did you say OVER? NOTHING is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! Otter: Germans? Boone: Forget it, he’s rolling. Bluto: And it ain’t over now. Who’s with me? LET’S GO! [runs out screaming]

GESTURE.WAVOtter: I think this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part.

GETCHNCE.WAVWormer: you’ll get your chance, smart guy. Now get on with it.

GIMME20.WAVNeidermeyer: You’re all worthless and weak! Now drop and give me 20.

GOINSIDE.WAVNeidermeyer: Why don’t we just go  inside and meet some of the guys, huh?

GONASTOP.WAVMandy: If you’re not even going to  try, I’m just going to stop! [sound of removing glove]

GOODTIME.WAVHoover: Hi, boys. Having a good time, I hope?

GRBABREW.WAVBluto: Grab a brew. Don’t cost nothin’.

GROTESQ.WAVBoone: Jesus Christ, what happened? You look grotesque.

HEWZGLAD.WAVOtter: Hi. Eric Stratton, rush chairman, damn glad to meetcha.  Boone: Hi, that was Eric Stratton – he was damn glad to meet you.

HIHOWRU.WAVFlounder: Hi. how are you?

HITHERE1.WAVNeidermeyer: Hi there.

HLDMOUNT.WAVNeidermeyer: Mister – hold my mount.

HNDSFEET.WAVOtter: Don’t worry. Just keep you hands and feet away from his mouth.

holysht.wavBluto: “Hoooly S**T!”

IsthisDelta.wavFlounder: Excuse me, sir, is this the Delta house? Bluto: Sure, come on in.

ISTHSGR8.WAVFlounder: Oh, boy, is this great!

JUSTKDNG.WAVHoover: Have another beer, Larry. She’s just kidding.


LEAVE2ME.WAVD-Day: There you go, now. Just leave everything to me.

LEAVING.WAV – If I was in your shoes, I’d be… Boone: Leaving! What a good idea.

LOCKED.WAVLarry: I think it’s locked, or something.

MARBLES.WAVFlounder: May I have ten thousand marbles, please.

MASSAGE.WAVOtter: Can I just massage your thighs while you eat?

MILTON.WAVProf. Jennings: Don’t write this down, but I probably find Milton as boring as you find Milton.

NEEDED.WAVBluto: Thanks, I needed that [shattering glass]

NICEFISH.WAVKaty: Nice fish, huh?

NIEDER.WAVNeidermeyer: Hi there, Doug Neidermeyer, Omega membership chairman.

NOBEANIE.WAVLarry: Take off that beenie.

NOTJOKE.WAVProf. Jennings: I’m not joking. This is my job.

NOTORGY.WAVBoone: It’s not gonna be an orgy. It’s a toga party.

NOTTRUE.WAVHoover: That’s not true!

OTIS.WAVBoone: Wait’ll Otis sees us! He loved us!

OTTRDDAY.WAVOtter: Hey! Eric Stratton, rush chairman, damn glad to meetcha. D-Day: [laughs]

OUTWTHIT.WAVWormer: Well… out with it! Flounder: [vomits]

PNCHCOOK.WAVNeidermeyer: Just grab a seat, make yourself at home, and don’t be shy about helping yourself to punch and cookies.


RDICULUS.WAVBoone: This is ridiculous.

REALYMAD.WAVBoone: Okay Okay! Now I’m really mad! Now you’ve had it!

REALZERO.WAVOtter: Okay, this guy is a real zero, that’s true.

RECOGNIZ.WAVD-Day: When I get through with this thing, you won’t even recognize it.

RELIGOUS.WAVOtter: I anticipate a deeply religious experience.

RETARD.WAVKaty: I think I’m in love with a retard. Boone: Is he bigger than me?

ROADTRIP.WAVLarry: What are we gonna do? Otter & ?: Road Trip.

RUKIDING.WAVFlounder: Are you kidding?

SCHIZO.WAVLarry: I won’t go schizo, will I? Prof: It’s a distinct possibility.

SCORE.WAVFlounder: I hope I score. Oh boy. Oh boy!

SCUSEME.WAV – Boone excuses himself through the crowd.

SETLDOWN.WAV – Just a minute, just a minute. Just settle down.

SOFT.WAVMandy: Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?

SORYBUST.WAV – Bluto destroys a guitar… then sheepishly apologizes.

STOPBY.WAVBoone: Well, that was pleasant. Nice of him to stop by, don’t you think?

THRULIFE.WAVWormer: Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

TIREDARM.WAVMandy: Is anything happening yet? My arm’s kinda tired.

TOGAPRTY.WAVOtter: We gotta do something. Boone: Absolutely. Otter: You know what we gotta do? Boone & Otter: Toga party.

TOGATOGA.WAV – Group whips themselves into a frenzy chanting “toga”


TOILETS.WAVWormer: Every halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets… explode.

TOOKBAR.WAVBluto: “They took the bar.  The whole f***ing bar!”

TOOKBAR2.WAVBluto: “They took the bar.  The whole f***ing bar!”

TOOKDATS.WAVFlounder: The negros took our dates!!

TREATFRN.WAVOtter: Is this any way to treat an intimate friend?

TRUSTED.WAVOtter: “You f***ed up! You trusted us!”


VISCIOUS.WAVBoone: Vicious mother, isn’t he?

WANABEER.WAVKaty: Hi. You want a beer? Larry: Sure.

WHATSIR.WAVGreg: What do you intend to do, sir?

WHTPEEPL.WAVOtter: We are gonna die. Larry: We’re the only white people here.

WONTTEL.WAV – Don’t sweat it, sweety, I won’t tell.