┬áHe’s the best there is! (Actually, he’s the only one there is.)- A goofy detective specializing in animals goes in search of a missing dolphin mascot of a football team.

Ace Ventura: Jim Carrey

acelaf.wav – Ace’s laugh

acelaugh2.wav – Ace’s laugh

alrighty_av.wavAce: “Aaaaaaallllllrightythen!”

assques_av.wavAce: Excuse me, I’d like to ass you a few questions.

beinright_av.wavAce: Man! I’m tired of bein’ right.

cryaboutit_av.wavAce: Well why dontcha cry about it?

dontgo_av.wavAce: Do NOT go in there… WHOOOO!

eyeout_av.wavAce: You know… you could put somebody’s eye out with that thing.

holytt_av.wavAce: Hooooly testicle Tuesday!

letmethink_av.wavAce: Gee, let me think.

letsdo_av.wavAce: Let’s do all the things that you wanna do.

nohumans_av.wavAce: I don’t do humans.

nopassgo_av.wav – Do not pass go. Do not collect two-hundred dollars.

nopowr_av.wavAce(in Scotish accent): I just can’t doit captain, I doont have the powerr.

ohman!_av.wavAce: OHHHH!! MANNNNN!

roomofdeath_av.wavAce: This is a lovely room of death.

screamalright_av.wavAce: [screaming leading into] Aaaaaaalllllrightythen.

spankyou_av.wavAce: Spankyouverymuch.

stinky_av.wavAce: Say hello to my stinky little friend.

testtues_av.wavAce: Hooooly testicle Tuesday!

waitlongr_av.wavAce: If I’m not back in 5 minutes… just wait longer.