A young girl’s “sweet sixteenth” birthday becomes anything but special as she suffers from every embarrassment possible.

Samantha Baker: Molly Ringwald, Long Duk Dong: Gedde Watanabe, The Geek (Farmer Ted): Anthony Michael Hall

buck2seeunderwear_16.wav – “I was gonna tell you something, but maybe I shouldn’t – it’s pretty bad” “You may as well. Nothing could shock me anymore.” “Last night at the dance, my little brother payed a buck to see your underwear.” [LOUD SCREAM!]

Hotstuff_16.wav [gong] Donger: “What’s happenin’ hot stuff?”

hotstuff_16C.wav [gong] Donger: “What’s happenin’ hot stuff?”

panties2geek_16.wavSamantha: “I can’t believe I gave my panties to a geek.”

sexygf_16.wavDong: “Ooooohhhh sexy girlfriend!”

underpants_16.wavGeek: “Can I borrow your underpants for ten minutes?”

yankywanky_16.wavDonger: “[groan] No more yanky my wanky. The donger need food

16candwavs.zip – Download ALL of the sounds on this page in one convenient zip file.