A poor boy wins the oppurtunity to tour the most eccentric and wonderful candy factory of all.
Willy Wonka: Gene Wilder, Grandpa Joe: Jack Albertson, Charlie Bucket: Peter Ostrum, Mr. Salt: Roy Kinnear, Veruca Salt: Julie Dawn Cole, Mr. Beauregarde: Leonard Stone, Violet Beauregarde: Denise Nickerson, Mrs. Teevee: Nora Denney, Mike Teevee: Paris Themmen, Mrs. Gloop: Ursula Reit,Augustus Gloop: Michael Bollner, Mr. Slugworth: Gunter Meisner
105percent_ww.wav Wonka: Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple. Mrs. TV: That’s 105%
begindance_ww.wav Wonka: Places, please, the dance is about to begin.
boatsong_ww.wav Wonka: There’s no earthly way of knowing. Which direction we are going. There’s no knowing where we’re rowing. Or which way the river’s flowing. Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a blowing?… Not a speck of light is showing, so the danger must be growing. Are the fires of hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? YES! The danger must be growing, for the rowers keep on rowing and they’re certainly not showing any sign that they are slowing!!
busy_ww.wav Mike: Can’t you shutup, I’m busy.
button_ww.wav Wonka: Now… button, button, who’s got the button?
canitunit_ww.wav Can it, you nit!
chocroom_ww.wav Wonka: Ladies and gentleman. Boys and girls. The chocolate room.
desert_ww.wav Wonka: It always goes wrong when we come to the desert… always.
difficult_ww.wav You’re always making things difficult.
disappearing_ww.wav Wonka: I don’t understand it. The children are disappearing like rabbits.
fridaymonday_ww.wav Teacher: I’ve just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday. Which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we’ve learned it… but since today is Tuesday, it doesn’t matter in the slightest.
fwdback_ww.wav Wonka: Oh, you can’t get out backwards. You gotta go forwards to go back… better press on.
geton_ww.wav Wonka: We have to get on we have to get on. We’ve got so much time and so little to do… scratch that… reverse it.
hereitcomes_ww.wav Wonka: Hold on everybody… here it comes.
holdbreath_ww.wav Wonka: Hold your breath… make a wish… count to three.
inwego_ww.wav Wonka: Delighted to meet you sir, overjoyed, enraptured, entranced… are we ready? Yes! Good! In we go.
iwant2goin_ww.wav I want to go in, don’t you dare stop me! I’m only trying to help you, sweetheart.
journeyover_ww.wav Wonka: That’s it, ladies and gentlemen, the journey is over.
lovethis_ww.wav Wonka: You going to love this… just love it.
nervecenter_ww.wav Wonka: My dear friends, you are now about to enter the nerve center to the entire Wonka factory.
notouch_ww.wav Wonka: Now remember. No messing about. No touching, no tasting, no telling.
overexcited_ww.wav Wonka: Don’t get overexcited.
questions_ww.wav Wonka: I’m sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing.
stomachache_ww.wav Shopkeeper: Hey hey hey. Take it easy. You’ll get a stomachache if you swallow it like that.
surpawait_ww.wav Grandpa Joe: In your wildest dreams you cannot imagine the marvelous surprises that await you.
surprises_ww.wav Wonka: Little surprises around every corner, but nothing dangerous.
suspense_ww.wav Wonka: The suspense is terrible… I hope it’ll last.
wantnow_ww.wav I want it NOW!
welldonelb_ww.wav Slugworth: I congratulate you, little boy. Well done.
whathappened_ww.wav Charlie: What happened? Did we do something wrong?
whereshesgoing_ww.wav Wonka: She’s a girl who knows where she’s going.
wrongsir_ww.wav Wonka: Wrong, sir. Wrong!