When a secret agent learns of his wife’s extra-marital affair, he pursues her and uses his intelligence resources in a job he kept secret from her.

Harry Tasker: Arnold Schwarzeneger, Helen Tasker – Jamie Lee Curtis, Albert Gibson: Tom Arnold, Simon: Bill Paxton, Juno Skinner: Tia Carrere, Dana Tasker: Eliza Dushku, Faisil: Grant Heslov, Jamal Khaled: Marshall Manesh

ALLBAD.WAV Helen: Have you ever killed anyone? Harry: Yeah but they were all bad.

ALLWRONG_tl.WAV Gibson: You know what? I think you’re going about this whole thing all wrong.

BLOWME.WAV Harry: Blow me.

CNETHING.WAV Skinner: Do you see anything you like?

DEALOFF.WAV Gibson: If you do not complete your mission, the deal is off.

DICKBLOW.WAV Gibson: Dick head. Harry: blow me.

DICKHEAD.WAV Gibson: Dick head.

DSGUSTNG.WAV Helen: That’s disgusting.

DSNTMEAN.WAV Harry: Doesn’t mean anything.

ENCRYPT.WAV Faisil: These are encrypted files, guys, it’s going to take me just a few minutes.

GONATELL.WAV Gibson: I have to stop you. Harry: What are you going to do? Tell?

GONNADIE.WAV Helen: Are we going to die? Harry: Yep.

HESAFAKE.WAV Gibson: They guy’s a fake, man. He’s taking credit for our moves.

ILLGETIT.WAV [phone] Helen: I’ll get it.

INVITE.WAV Guard: Sir, may I see your invitation, please?

JUSTCOPY.WAV Gibson: Just copy the goddam files, okay?

LETMEOUT.WAV Helen: JUST LET ME OUT OF HERE!!

LOOKATME.WAV Harry: Look at me when I talk to you.

LOOKSBAD.WAV Harry: I know it looks bad but I can explain.

MAKEFLGT.WAV Harry: Let’s go. we can still make out flight.

NOTANGO.WAV Gibson: You do not have time to tango, buddy. You copy?

NOTOLR8.WAV Khaled: I will not tolerate mistakes.

PLN2CTCH.WAV Harry: Unfortunately, I have to leave. I have a plane to catch.

SHOTOUT.WAV Gibson: Boy, I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon.

SIKOFVAN.WAV Gibson: You know what? I’m sick of being in the van. You guys are going to be in the van next time. I’ve been in the van for fifteen years, Harry.

SITREP.WAV Harry: Unit one to unit seven, give me a situation report.

STRT2LIK.WAV Gibson: I’m starting to like this guy… Well, we still gotta kill him. That’s a given.

THATHURT.WAV Helen: OW!!  That hurt.

THATWRKD.WAV Gibson: Oh, yeah, that worked good. Right out the old front gate.

THINKING.WAV Harry: Now what the hell were you thinking?

TLHEREGO.WAV Gibson: Ah, shit, here we go!

TLOUTA.WAV Harry: Let’s get out of here.

TMRWAT8.WAV Harry: Alright. Pick me up tomorrow at eight.

TOPFLOOR.WAV Harry: Will you press the button for the top floor, please?

TRDSECRT.WAV Simon: Oh, no, sorry. Trade secret.

TRUSTME.WAV Harry: Trust me.

U1TOSEE.WAV Harry: I talked to a number of people and they all said you’re the one to see.

UNBLEVE.WAV Gibson: Unbelievable.

WHATCOP.WAV Harry: What kind of a cop are you, anyway?

WHATQUES.WAV Helen: That is none of your goddam business, now what kind of questions are these?

WHOOPS_TL.WAV Gibson: whoops!

XITSTRT.WAV Gibson: Alright, twinkle toes, what’s your exit strategy? Harry: I’m going to walk out of the front gate. Gibson: Ballsy. Stupid, but ballsy.

YESORNO.WAV Disguised voice: Yes or no? [makes a FANTASTIC system sound for a question]

YOUFIRED.WAV Harry: You’re fired.