The students of an elite US Flying school for advanced fighter pilots compete to be best in the class.

Lt. Pete ‘Maverick’ Mitchell: Tom Cruise, Lt. (j.g.) Nick ‘Goose’ Bradshaw: Anthony Edwards, Charlotte Blackwood, callsign ‘Charlie’: Kelly McGillis, Lt. Tom ‘Iceman’ Kazanski: Val Kilmer, Cmdr. Mike ‘Viper’ Metcalf: Tom Skerritt, Lt. Cmdr. Rick ‘Jester’ Heatherly: Michael Ironside, Carole Bradshaw: Meg Ryan, Cmdr. Tom ‘Stinger’ Jordan: James Tolkan

BIGSTUD.WAV Carole: Hey, Goose, you big stud! Goose: That’s me, honey. Carole: Take me to bed or lose me forever. Goose: Show me the way home, honey.

BZTWR.WAV Goose: No, no, Mav, this is not a good idea. Maverick: Sorry, Goose, but it’s time to buzz the tower.

CANTHIDE.WAV Jester: You can run, kid, but you can’t hide.

crackup.wav Mav: Geez, I crack myself up.

crshburn.wav Mav: Crashed and burned on the first one, it wasn’t pretty.

CUTMEOFF.WAV Mav: That son of a bitch cut me off.

EGOCHEX.WAV Stinger: Son, your ego is writing checks your body can’t cash.

FLYLONG.WAV Viper: You fly jets long enough, something like this happens.

FUNIDEA.WAV Goose: Is this your idea of fun, Mav?

GOOSELAF.WAV Goose: [laughs] Oh, J***s, you crack me up, you really do.

GRTBALLS.WAV Goose: Great balls of fire.

HATEIT.WAV Goose: I’m sorry, I hate it when it does that.

KEEPSCOR.WAV Jester: The clock is ticking and as of now we are keeping score.

KILLYOU.WAV Mav: I could tell you but then I’d have to kill you.

KNOWBTR.WAV Mav: That was stupid. I know better than that.

LOSECTRL.WAV Mav: [alarm] Goose, I’m losing control. I’m losing control. I can’t. I can’t control it. It won’t recover.

LOSTIT.WAV Mav: She’s lost that loving feeling. Goose: No she hasn’t. Mav: Yes, she has. Goose: She has not lost that lov… Mav: Goose, she’s lost it. Goose: Mav, come on… I hate it when she does that.

NDSPEED.WAV Mav: I feel the need… Mav & Goose: The need for speed!

NOTGOOD.WAV Goose: [alarm] This is not good.

ONMIND.WAV Mav: Okay, buddy, what’s on your mind.

OUTCTRL.WAV Goose: We’re out of control This is not good. This is not good.

RADLOCK.WAV Mav: [radar beeps] Come on, baby. [tone] I’ve got him locked… bingo.

STUPID.WAV Goose: The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.

TALK2ME.WAV Mav: Talk to me, Goose.

viper.wav Viper: Good morning, gentlemen, the temperature is 110 degrees. Pilot: Holy s**t, it’s Viper.