New York cop John McClane gives terrorists a dose of their own medicine as they hold hostages in an LA office building.

John McClane: Bruce Willis, Hans Gruber: Alan Rickman, Holly Genero McClane: Bonnie Bedelia. Sgt. Al Powell: Reginald VelJohnson, Karl: Alexander Godunov, Deputy Police Chief Dwayne T. Robinson: Paul Gleason, Argyle: De’voreaux White, Theo: Clarence Gilyard Jr.

advice_dh1.wav John: Thanks for the advice.

calling_dh1.wav Guard: I had a feeling you’d be calling.

destbldg_dh1.wav Robinson: I don’t know who in the hell you think you are or what you think you’re doing, but you just destroyed a building!

eveninofficer_dh1.wav Guard: Evenin’, officer, what can I do for ya’?

fewlafs_dh1.wav John: Come out to the coast. We’ll get together. Have a few laughs.

geronimo_dh1.wav John: Geronimo, mother f***er.

holyshit_dh1.wav Robinson: Holy shit.

igotit_dh1.wav Reporter: Tell me you got that! Cameraman: I got it, I got it.

jerkweed_dh1.wav John: Let’s see you take this under advisement, jerkweed.

lookaround_dh1.wav Al: You don’t mind if I take a look around, do you?

lookspissed_dh1.wav Hostage: God, that man looks really pissed.

mayday_dh.wav John: Mayday, mayday, anyone copy, channel 9.

merryxmas_dh1.wav Drunk: Heeey. Merry Christmas.

nohelp_dh.wav Robinson: Now, we do not want your help. Is that clear? We don’t want your help.

nothostage_dh1.wav Robinson: Oh, I hope that’s not a hostage.

policeRV_dh1.wav Theo: The police have themselves an RV.

proceed_dh1.wav Theo: You bet your ass I wish to proceed.

qbtoast_dh1.wav Theo: Oh my God! The quarterback is TOAST!

reservedchan_dh1.wav Dispatcher: This channel is reserved for emergency calls only. John: No f***ing shit, lady. Do I sound like I’m ordering a pizza?

smallfeet_dh1.wav John: 9 million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

stupidMF_dh1.wav John: Oh, you stupid mother f***ers, no NO!

think_dh1.wav John: Think, God dammit, think.

tvdinner_dh1.wav John: Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.

wastetime_dh1.wav Al: Sorry to waste your time.

welcome2party_dh1.wav John: Welcome to the party, pal!

whathavewe_dh1.wav Theo: Whoa! Wait a minute, wait a minute. What have we here, gentlemen?

whatnow_dh1.wav John: Okay, what do we do now?

whoareyou_dh1.wav Hans: Who are you, then? John: Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. A monkey in the wrench, a pain in the ass.

wrong-guess_dh1.wav John: [buzzer noise] Sorry, Hans, wrong guess.

yippiekyay_dh1.wav John: Yippie ky ay, mother f***er.

yippiekyay-hans_dh1.wav Hans: Yippie ky ay, mother f***er.