John McClane and a store owner must play a bomber’s deadly game as they race around New York while trying to stop him.

John McClane: Bruce Willis, Simon Gruber: Jeremy Irons, Zeus Carter: Samuel L. Jackson, Joe Lambert: Graham Greene, Connie Kowalski: Colleen Camp,Insp. Walter Cobb: Larry Bryggman, Ricky Walsh: Anthony Peck, Dr. Fred Schiller: Stephen Pearlman

21stpres_dh3.wavMcClane: Tell ’em to find out who the 21st President was. Jerry: Chester A. Arthur. McClane: What? Jerry: Chester A. Arthur. 1881 to 1885. Nominated Vice President in 1880. Did you know he was Collector of Customs right here in New York? McClane: No, I didn’t know that, Jerry. You take care of yourself.

aboutyou_dh3.wavDr. Schiller: What I do know is it does have specifically to do with you. This guy wants to pound on you until you crumble. He wants you to dance to his tune and then… McClane: Put on a dress a f*ck me? Schiller: I was going to say kill you.

aiming_dh3.wavZeus: Are you aiming for these people? McClane: No! Well… maybe that mime.

awshit_dh3.wavZaus: Aw s*it

backup_dh3.wavZeus: Back! Back up! Back the f*ck up. NOW!

badhangover_dh3.wavMcClane: Let me tell you something. I’ve got a bad f*cking hangover, alright? And I’m a little sick of these f*cking riddles.

badheadache_dh3.wavMcClane: I am the voice of my own god… and I have a very bad headache but she didn’t believe me. I really do have a bad headache, though. I have a VERY BAD HEADACHE and MY HEAD DOES NOT FEEL GOOD!!

badheadache2_dh3.wavMcClane: You got any aspirins? I have had a bad f*cking headache all day long.

badtime_dh3.wavMcClane: Hey, d*ckhead. Did I come at a bad time?

betterthanboom_dh3.wavMcClane: The only thing better than blowing up a hundred million dollars worth of gold is making people think you did.

birdsfeather_dh3.wavSimon: Birds of a feather flock together so do pigs and swine. Rats and mice have their chance as shall I have mine.

blackshit_dh3.wavZeus: Is this some black sh*t again?

blowitup_dh3.wavZeus: You’re gonna blow it all up? Simon: That’s the idea.

brotherhole_dh3.wavMcClane: You know your brother was an asshole.

callmesimon_dh3.wavCobb: Who is this? Simon: Call me Simon.

calloffsearch_dh3.wavCharlie: I’d say you could call of your search.

cellphones_dh3.wavMcClane: God damn cellular f*cking phones!

colorful_dh3.wavMcClane: Crawl out from under that rock you’re hiding under and I’ll drive this truck up your ass. Simon: How colorful.

communique_dh3.wavSimon: [recorded] This is a communiqué from the CRF. For too long, the West has conspired to steal the wealth of the world, consigning the balance of humanity to economic starvation. In a few minutes, the contents of the Federal Reserve Bank, the gold your economies are built on, will be redistributed by explosive across the bottom of the Long Island Sound. If you are not in gridlock, I invite you to come and watch.

couldbeworse_dh3.wavZeus: What am I doing? McClane: Cheer up, things could be worse.

countdown_dh3.wavCobb: On my mark. 5 – 4 – 3 – 2 – 1 Go! Go go go go go!

dial911_dh3.wavMcClane: Dial 911. Tell the police to get up here quick, somebody’s about to get killed.

dogsbarkin_dh3.wavZeus: Not to get too personal, but a white man standing in the middle of Harlem wearing a sign that reads ‘I hate n*!!ers’ has either got some serious personal issues or not all his dogs are barking.

dontmove_dh3.wavZeus: Don’t f*cking move.

dontwait_dh3.wavKowalski: Walter, the kids may be fine but you wait much longer and I’m going to pee in my pants.

exterminators_dh3.wavZeus: That’s right. Run mother f*ckers! The exterminators are here.

f-head_dh3.wavMcClane: Hey, f*ckhead. Yeah, you. F*ckhead.

firstsquad_dh3.wavGoon: Alright listen up! First squad you’re mustered out in half an hour in the school bus.

flagdown_dh3.wavZeus: You got a helluva way of flagging somebody down.

focus_dh3.wavZeus: You want to focus on the problem at hand?

funwithphoneco_dh3.wavSimon: Having fun with the phone company, are we?

givemepies_dh3.wavSimon: Said Simple Simon to the pie man going to the fair, ‘give me your pies… or I’ll cave your head in’

goindown_dh3.wavChopper pilot: Alright hang on hang on, we’re going down.

gottabarecord_dh3.wavZeus: How do Catholics do their thing? McClane: North, South, West, East. How much time? Zeus: 27 minutes. McClane: Ha! 72nd & Broadway to Central Park South in three minutes. Gotta be a f*cking record.

halfcity911_dh3.wavDispatcher: Half the god damned city just called 9-1-1!

hangon_dh3.wavMcClane: Listen to me. Hang the f*ck on, alright?

have2answer_dh3.wavZeus: If you have to shoot me, then you go ahead and you shoot me but I HAVE to answer this PHONE. ALRIGHT!? (sounds to me like it would make a great ringtone)

helpful_dh3.wavSimon: Thank you, that’s very helpful.

hooklinesinker_dh3.wavSimon: They bought it. Hook, line… and sinker.

how2shoot_dh3.wavMcClane: You don’t know how to shoot a gun? Zeus: Look, all brothers son’t know how to shoot a gun you racist mother f*cker. McClane: Sue me. Just yank back on that and pull the trigger.

howdoing_dh3.wavLambert: How’s he doing? Zeus: I got shot in the leg. How do you think I’m doing?

interrogating_dh3.wavZeus: What the f*ck are you doing? McClane: Interrogating him. Zeus: Well what’s he gonna tell you, ‘I’m dead’? McClane: Well I ain’t gonna know until I ask him, am I?

iquit_dh3.wavZeus: You need me a lot more than I need you. You don’t like the way I do things? Fine. I quit.

iwouldntbehere_dh3.wavZeus: If I hadn’t saved your f*cking ass, I wouldn’t be sitting here with you about to blow up with a hundred million dollars in f*cking gold.

letemcook_dh3.wavMcClane: Think we should call a fire truck? Zeus: Ah f*ck ’em. Let ’em cook.

letsgo_dh3.wavLambert: Okay, gang. Lets Goooo!

lookatfront_dh3.wavLambert: Okay, now take a look at the front. (not sure why I recorded this one. It just sounded interesting.)

mclanethere_dh3.wavSimon: Is there a detective named McClane there?

nohoops_dh3.wavZeus: I’m not jumping through hoops for some psycho.

nohoopsfull_dh3.wavZeus: I’m not jumping through hoops for some psycho. That’s a white man with white problems. you deal with him.

nosimonsez_dh3.wavSimon: I didn’t say ‘Simon says’

notevengod_dh3.wavZeus: I told you 9th Avenue was the quickest way South. McClane: Would you stop all the god damn yelling. I know what I’m doing.Zeus: Not even God knows what you’re doing.

notinchurch_dh3.wavCobb: Kowalski! Lambert! You know where to find McClane? Lambert: Well I kinda doubt you’re going to find him in church.

notpsycho_dh3.wavMcClane: He’s a f*ck up, not a psycho. The guy we’re looking for is nuts.

penalty_dh3.wavSimon: Non compliance will result in a penalty.

personal_dh3.wav Simon: I have something personal to finish.

pidgeons_dh3.wavSimon: I had two pigeons, bright and gay, fly from me the other day. Why was it they did go? You cannot tell, you do not know.

playgame_dh3.wavCobb: What do you want? Simon: I want to play a game.

playgamefull_dh3.wavCobb: Who is this? Simon: Call me Simon. Cobb: What do you want? Simon: I want to play a game.

plotthickens_dh3.wavSimon: This, gentlemen, is where they say, ‘the plot thickens’

racist_dh3.wavMcClane: You’re a racist. You don’t like me because I’m white. Zeus: I don’t like you because you’re going to get me killed.

roaches_dh3.wav Zeus: Look like roaches with the lights coming on.

shespissed_dh3.wavZeus: I think she’s pissed at you.

shouldnttouch_dh3.wavCharlie: I shouldn’t even touch it. Who knows what kind of booby traps this thing has got.

shutupthink_dh3.wavMcClane: Shut the f*ck up and think, alright.

simonsez_dh3.wavCobb: What do you want? Simon: I want to play a game. Cobb: What kind of game? Simon: Simon says.

simonsezfull_dh3.wavCobb: Who is this? Simon: Call me Simon. Cobb: What do you want? Simon: I want to play a game. Cobb: What kind of game? Simon: Simon says.

smoke_dh3.wavZeus: We got f*cking smoke and sh*t flying over here!

stillalive_dh3.wavSimon: Congratulations. You’re still alive.

stives_dh3.wavSimon: As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Every wife had seven sacks, every sack had seven cats, every cat had seven kittens. Kittens, sacks, cats and wives, how many were going to St. Ives?

talkedoutajump_dh3.wavZeus: Oh… Boy… Am I glad you talked me outa jumpin’

thatslow_dh3.wav Zeus: Oh, now that’s low. Even for a white mother f*cker like you.

tunnel3_dh3.wavJerry: 480 yards of rock moved so far. Now, that’s ten times the Hoover dam. Right now, there’s 516 feet of rock above our heads. This part is phase three of tunnel three. Planning for it began back in 1954 but construction didn’t begin until June of 1970. Do you know what the most interesting part of tunnel three is? McClane: What’s that, Jerry? Jerry: The valves.

verybadday_dh3.wavZeus: You are about to have a very bad day.

waitingforboom_dh3.wavLambert: But we can’t stand here with our thumb up our ass waiting for this freakin’ thing to blow up!

whichcountry_dh3.wavSimon: Yesterday… yesterday, we were an army with no country. Tomorrow, we have decide which country we want to buy!

whiteman_dh3.wavRaymond: Uncle, you better come look at this. Zeus: What? Raymond: It’s a white man standing in the middle of the street. Zeus: I seen one. Raymond: Not like this.

whitepeople_dh3.wavZeus: Now, where you goin’? Dexter: School. Zeus: Why? Raymond: To get educated. Zeus: *Why*? Dexter: So we can go to college.Zeus: And why is that important? Dexter: To get es-pect. Zeus: RE-spect. Now, who’s the bad guys? Dexter: Guys who sell drugs. Raymond: Guys who have guns. Zeus: And who’s the good guys? Dexter: We’re the good guys. Zeus: Who’s gonna help you? Raymond: Nobody. Zeus: *So who’s gonna help you*?Dexter: We’re gonna help ourselves. Zeus: And who do we not want to help us? Dexter, Raymond: White people. Zeus: That’s right.

whtprobs_dh3.wavZeus: That’s a white man with white problems. you deal with him.

whylaugh_dh3.wavMcClane: What the f*ck you laughing about? [Zeus is laughing in the background]

WTF_dh3.wavGang leader: What the F*CK!?

wtfhappened_dh3.wavZeus: Oh, what the f*ck happened?

yougottago_dh3.wavCobb: Simon says you gotta go!

zeus_dh3.wavZeus: My name is Zeus. McClane: Zeus? Zeus: Yeah, Zeus. As in father of Apollo, Mount Olympus, don’t f*ck with me or I’ll shove a lightning bolt up your ass – Zeus! You got a problem with that?