A cop is brought out of suspended animation in prison to pursue an old ultra-violent enemy who is loose in a nonviolent future society.

 John Spartan: Sylvester Stallone, Simon Phoenix: Wesley Snpes, Lt. Lenina Huxley: Sandra Bullock, Alfredo Garcia: Benjamin Bratt, Edgar Friendly: Dennis Leary, Erwin: Rob Schneider (uncredited)

action_dm.wav Huxley: What I wouldn’t give for some action.

alarm_dm.wav [SFX]

arrest_dm.wav Spartan: You’re under arrest.

assertiveness_dm.wav Dispatcher: Proceed with extreme assertiveness.

awhell_dm.wav Spartan: Aw hell.

backinfridge_dm.wav Spartan: somebody put me back in the fridge.

badverybad_dm.wav Huxley: Oh this is bad. This is very bad.

blastpast_dm.wav Phoenix: I’m a blast from the past!

boggle_dm.wav Mellow greetings. What seems to be your boggle?

boggle-bang_dm.wav Phoenix: Mellow greetings, sir. What’s your boggle? [shotgun blast]

bothseconds_dm.wav Spartan: You’re going to regret this for the rest of your life… both seconds of it.

broodishfossil_dm.wav What would you say if I called you a broodish fossil, symbolic of a decayed era greatfully forgotten? Spartan: I don’t know… thanks?

buckleup_dm.wav Spartan: Buckle up.

canoli_dm.wav Spartan: What the hell happened? All of a sudden, this car turned into a canoli.

coldhere1_dm.wav Phoenix: Is it cold in here… or is it just me?

defrostingmultilifers_dm.wav Huxley: This is very bad. He’s accessed the cryoprison and he’s about to defrost the entire multi-lifer wing… most of the don’t like you.

disgusting_dm.wav Huxley: ewww. Disgusting.

evilcriminal_dm.wav He’s evil in a way you’ve never read about. He’s a criminal the likes of which you’ve never seen.

evilmr-rogers_dm.wav Phoenix: That’s who you remind me of… An evil Mr. Rogers.

exciting_dm.wav Huxley: Oh, boy… how exciting [sarcastically]

friendlyrants_dm.wav Friendly: I’m the kinda guy likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder gee, should I have the T-bone steak, or the jumbo rack of bar-b-que ribs with the side order of gravy fries? I want high cholesterol. I want to eat bacon and butter and buckets of cheese, okay. I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green jell-o all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I’ve seen the future. You know what it is? It’s a 47 year old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas drinking a broccoli shake singing “I’m an Oscar Mayer wiener.”

gottastopthis_dm.wav Spartan: Oh, we gotta stop this.

greetings_dm.wav Greetings and salutations.

greetingscitizen_dm.wav Terminal: Greetings citizen. How are you feeling on this glorious day?

hallofviolence_dm.wav [tones] You are now entering the hall of violence.

illuminate_dm.wav Phoenix: Illuminate [SFX]

impressed_dm.wav Spartan: I’m impressed.

joyjoyfeelings_dm.wav Terminal: You are an incredibly sensitive man who inspires joy joy feelings in all those around you.

longchat_dm.wav You and I are going to have a nice long chat.

losehead_dm.wav Phoenix: I swear… I’d lose my head if it wasn’t attached.

onecredit_dm.wav Terminal: You are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute.

outofcontrol_dm.wav Cockto: The only thing I haven’t got under control is you.

paint-town_dm.wav Friendly: I tell you what we’re going to do. We’re going to go out drinking… all of us… Get shit-faced and paint the town… Literally… Put up graffiti, slogans, it’ll be a blast!

paydearly_dm.wav Cockto: Someone will pay dearly for this.

retinascan_dm.wav [SFX] Retina coding accepted.

sapdgreetings_dm.wav Dispatcher: Greetings and salutations. Welcome to the emergency line of the San-Angeles police department. If you prefer an automated response, press 1 now.

scumbag_dm.wav Spartan: Hey, you got something to say, scumbag?

servicenotreq_dm.wav Phoenix: Thank you very much, but your services will no longer be required.

sex_dm.wav Huxley: I was wondering if you would like to have sex?

snarebadguy_dm.wav Cockto: I want you to do everything in your power to snare this agent of destruction.

stupid_dm.wav Phoenix: Stoopid!

sweetmusic_dm.wav Phoenix: Whoooo! Sweet music to my ears.

tacobell_dm.wav Cockto: I would like you to accompany me to Taco Bell.

thingofbeauty_dm.wav Spartan: Now, that’s a thing of beauty.

ulookgr82day_dm.wav Terminal: U look GR8 2 Day! Phoenix: Yeah, well, I feel good, too.

untrained_dm.wav Dispatcher: We’re police officers. We’re not trained to handle this kind of violence.

usetheforce_dm.wav Spartan: Hey, Luke Skywalker – use the force.

verynotbad_dm.wav Spartan: Very not bad.

violationbuzzer_dm.wav [SFX]

whatdoinghere_dm.wav Phoenix: Whatthehellareyoudoinghere?

whatthehellisthis_dm.wav Spartan: Hey, what the hell is this?

whatwant_dm.wav What do you want?

whatwillwedo_dm.wav Huxley: What will we do?

wrongagain_dm.wav Phoenix: Wrong again!