A cop is brought out of suspended animation in prison to pursue an old ultra-violent enemy who is loose in a nonviolent future society.
John Spartan: Sylvester Stallone, Simon Phoenix: Wesley Snpes, Lt. Lenina Huxley: Sandra Bullock, Alfredo Garcia: Benjamin Bratt, Edgar Friendly: Dennis Leary, Erwin: Rob Schneider (uncredited)
action_dm.wav Huxley: What I wouldn’t give for some action.
arrest_dm.wav Spartan: You’re under arrest.
assertiveness_dm.wav Dispatcher: Proceed with extreme assertiveness.
awhell_dm.wav Spartan: Aw hell.
backinfridge_dm.wav Spartan: somebody put me back in the fridge.
badverybad_dm.wav Huxley: Oh this is bad. This is very bad.
blastpast_dm.wav Phoenix: I’m a blast from the past!
boggle_dm.wav Mellow greetings. What seems to be your boggle?
boggle-bang_dm.wav Phoenix: Mellow greetings, sir. What’s your boggle? [shotgun blast]
bothseconds_dm.wav Spartan: You’re going to regret this for the rest of your life… both seconds of it.
broodishfossil_dm.wav What would you say if I called you a broodish fossil, symbolic of a decayed era greatfully forgotten? Spartan: I don’t know… thanks?
buckleup_dm.wav Spartan: Buckle up.
canoli_dm.wav Spartan: What the hell happened? All of a sudden, this car turned into a canoli.
coldhere1_dm.wav Phoenix: Is it cold in here… or is it just me?
defrostingmultilifers_dm.wav Huxley: This is very bad. He’s accessed the cryoprison and he’s about to defrost the entire multi-lifer wing… most of the don’t like you.
disgusting_dm.wav Huxley: ewww. Disgusting.
evilcriminal_dm.wav He’s evil in a way you’ve never read about. He’s a criminal the likes of which you’ve never seen.
evilmr-rogers_dm.wav Phoenix: That’s who you remind me of… An evil Mr. Rogers.
exciting_dm.wav Huxley: Oh, boy… how exciting [sarcastically]
friendlyrants_dm.wav Friendly: I’m the kinda guy likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder gee, should I have the T-bone steak, or the jumbo rack of bar-b-que ribs with the side order of gravy fries? I want high cholesterol. I want to eat bacon and butter and buckets of cheese, okay. I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green jell-o all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I’ve seen the future. You know what it is? It’s a 47 year old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas drinking a broccoli shake singing “I’m an Oscar Mayer wiener.”
gottastopthis_dm.wav Spartan: Oh, we gotta stop this.
greetings_dm.wav Greetings and salutations.
greetingscitizen_dm.wav Terminal: Greetings citizen. How are you feeling on this glorious day?
hallofviolence_dm.wav [tones] You are now entering the hall of violence.
illuminate_dm.wav Phoenix: Illuminate [SFX]
impressed_dm.wav Spartan: I’m impressed.
joyjoyfeelings_dm.wav Terminal: You are an incredibly sensitive man who inspires joy joy feelings in all those around you.
longchat_dm.wav You and I are going to have a nice long chat.
losehead_dm.wav Phoenix: I swear… I’d lose my head if it wasn’t attached.
onecredit_dm.wav Terminal: You are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute.
outofcontrol_dm.wav Cockto: The only thing I haven’t got under control is you.
paint-town_dm.wav Friendly: I tell you what we’re going to do. We’re going to go out drinking… all of us… Get shit-faced and paint the town… Literally… Put up graffiti, slogans, it’ll be a blast!
paydearly_dm.wav Cockto: Someone will pay dearly for this.
retinascan_dm.wav [SFX] Retina coding accepted.
sapdgreetings_dm.wav Dispatcher: Greetings and salutations. Welcome to the emergency line of the San-Angeles police department. If you prefer an automated response, press 1 now.
scumbag_dm.wav Spartan: Hey, you got something to say, scumbag?
servicenotreq_dm.wav Phoenix: Thank you very much, but your services will no longer be required.
sex_dm.wav Huxley: I was wondering if you would like to have sex?
snarebadguy_dm.wav Cockto: I want you to do everything in your power to snare this agent of destruction.
stupid_dm.wav Phoenix: Stoopid!
sweetmusic_dm.wav Phoenix: Whoooo! Sweet music to my ears.
tacobell_dm.wav Cockto: I would like you to accompany me to Taco Bell.
thingofbeauty_dm.wav Spartan: Now, that’s a thing of beauty.
ulookgr82day_dm.wav Terminal: U look GR8 2 Day! Phoenix: Yeah, well, I feel good, too.
untrained_dm.wav Dispatcher: We’re police officers. We’re not trained to handle this kind of violence.
usetheforce_dm.wav Spartan: Hey, Luke Skywalker – use the force.
verynotbad_dm.wav Spartan: Very not bad.
whatdoinghere_dm.wav Phoenix: Whatthehellareyoudoinghere?
whatthehellisthis_dm.wav Spartan: Hey, what the hell is this?
whatwant_dm.wav What do you want?
whatwillwedo_dm.wav Huxley: What will we do?
wrongagain_dm.wav Phoenix: Wrong again!