When the sadistic Russian mob starts muscling in on their South Boston Irish neighborhood, Connor and Murphy McManus know what must be done. Feeling that the vengeance of God is flowing through their veins, they set out to rid the streets of gangsters, criminals and lowlifes. As the body count rises, the brothers become local heroes. Now, one unorthodox FBI agent must be cunning enough to bring them down.

Paul Smecker: Willem Dafoe, Conner MacManus: Sean Patrick Flanery, Murphy MacManus: Norman Reedus, Rocco: David Della Rocco, Il Duce: Billy Connolly

7-11_bds.wav Conner: We’re sorta like 7-11. We’re not always doing business but we’re always open.

9guys_bds.wav Rocco: Shut your fat ass, Rayvie. I can’t buy a pack of smokes without running into nine guys you’ve f***ed!

awayteam_bds.wav Ivan: I am Ivan Checkov and you will be closing now. Conner: Checkov? Well, this here’s McCoy. We find us a spock and we got us an away team.

badtv_bds.wav Smecker: Television is the explanation for this.  You see this in bad television.

cantbelieve_bds.wav Murphy: I can’t believe that just f***ing happened!

catsname_bds.wav Rocco: I’ll shoot myself in the head you can tell me that cat’s name! Go ahead! Your what? Your precious little… Donna: Skippy! Rocco: Oh Jesus! What color was it, bitch!?

closure_bds.wav Donna: Where’s my cat? Rocco: I killed your cat, you druggie bitch. Donna: What? Why? Rocco: I felt it would bring closure to our relationship.

comfortable_bds.wav Murphy: So what do you think? Conner: I’m strangely comfortable with it.

courtspeech_bds.wav Conner: Now you will receive us! Murphy: We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. Conner: We do not want your tired and sick.Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim. Conner: It is your evil that will be sought by us. Murphy: With every breath we shall hunt them down. Conner: Each day we will spill their blood ’till it rains down from the skies. Murphy: Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. Conner: These are not polite suggestions. These are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption. Into our domain. Conner: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day you will reap it. Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish…Conner/Murphy/Il Duce: And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command, we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patrie, et fili [they cock their guns] et spiritu sancti.

cowboy_bds.wav Smecker: It looks like we got us a cowboy.

fbicard_bds.wav Doc: An FBI agent came by the bar and he left me his ccc…ca… he left me his ccc… oh, he f***ing gave me this. F**K! ASS!

glasshouses_bds.wav Doc: Well, you know what they say. People in glass houses sink ships.

hammerofgod_bds.wav Il Duce: Never shall innocent blood be shed. Yet, the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

heavy_bds.wav Rocco: This is some heavy s**t. This is like Lone Ranger heavy, man.

killeveryone_bds.wav Rocco: We could kill everyone.

leaked2press_bds.wav Smecker: I’d like to thank whichever one of you donut-munching, barrel-assed, pud-pulling sissies leaked this to the press.

makeliketree_bds.wav Doc: Why don’t you make like a tree and get the f**k outa here.

makeugo_bds.wav Ivan: If you won’t go. We will make you go.

methink_bds.wav Smecker: Why don’t you let me do the thinking. Huh, genious?

packyershit_bds.wav Rocco: Pack your s**t! Pack your s**t! We gotta get outa here! We gotta get out!

pissesmeoff_bds.wav Rocco: There’s so much s**t that pisses me off.

prayer_bds.wav Il Duce: When I wears my flashing sword, and my hand takes hold in judgment, I will take vengeance upon mine enemies and I will repay those who hates me. Oh Lord, raise me to thy right hand and count me among thy saints.

proverbs_bds.wav Doc: Well you know what they say: People in glass houses sink ships! Rocco: Hey, Doc. I got to buy you like a proverb book or something. This mix ‘n’ match shit’s got to go. Doc: What? Conner: A penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn’t it? Murphy: And don’t cross the road if you can’t get out of the kitchen.

retard_bds.wav Conner: Oh, you’re such a f***ing retard!

riverdancing_bds.wav Smecker: Kinda makes me feel like riverdancing.

weird_bds.wav Rocco: Don’t you think that’s a little weird – a little psycho?

WHAT_bds.wav Rocco: WHAAAAAAATTTTT!!!!!

wyattearp_bds.wav Rocco: Wyatt f***ing Earp!

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