Paul Smecker: Willem Dafoe, Conner MacManus: Sean Patrick Flanery, Murphy MacManus: Norman Reedus, Rocco: David Della Rocco, Il Duce: Billy Connolly
7-11_bds.wav Conner: We’re sorta like 7-11. We’re not always doing business but we’re always open.
9guys_bds.wav Rocco: Shut your fat ass, Rayvie. I can’t buy a pack of smokes without running into nine guys you’ve f***ed!
awayteam_bds.wav Ivan: I am Ivan Checkov and you will be closing now. Conner: Checkov? Well, this here’s McCoy. We find us a spock and we got us an away team.
badtv_bds.wav Smecker: Television is the explanation for this. You see this in bad television.
cantbelieve_bds.wav Murphy: I can’t believe that just f***ing happened!
catsname_bds.wav Rocco: I’ll shoot myself in the head you can tell me that cat’s name! Go ahead! Your what? Your precious little… Donna: Skippy! Rocco: Oh Jesus! What color was it, bitch!?
closure_bds.wav Donna: Where’s my cat? Rocco: I killed your cat, you druggie bitch. Donna: What? Why? Rocco: I felt it would bring closure to our relationship.
comfortable_bds.wav Murphy: So what do you think? Conner: I’m strangely comfortable with it.
courtspeech_bds.wav Conner: Now you will receive us! Murphy: We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. Conner: We do not want your tired and sick.Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim. Conner: It is your evil that will be sought by us. Murphy: With every breath we shall hunt them down. Conner: Each day we will spill their blood ’till it rains down from the skies. Murphy: Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. Conner: These are not polite suggestions. These are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption. Into our domain. Conner: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day you will reap it. Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish…Conner/Murphy/Il Duce: And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command, we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patrie, et fili [they cock their guns] et spiritu sancti.
cowboy_bds.wav Smecker: It looks like we got us a cowboy.
fbicard_bds.wav Doc: An FBI agent came by the bar and he left me his ccc…ca… he left me his ccc… oh, he f***ing gave me this. F**K! ASS!
glasshouses_bds.wav Doc: Well, you know what they say. People in glass houses sink ships.
hammerofgod_bds.wav Il Duce: Never shall innocent blood be shed. Yet, the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.
heavy_bds.wav Rocco: This is some heavy s**t. This is like Lone Ranger heavy, man.
killeveryone_bds.wav Rocco: We could kill everyone.
leaked2press_bds.wav Smecker: I’d like to thank whichever one of you donut-munching, barrel-assed, pud-pulling sissies leaked this to the press.
makeliketree_bds.wav Doc: Why don’t you make like a tree and get the f**k outa here.
makeugo_bds.wav Ivan: If you won’t go. We will make you go.
methink_bds.wav Smecker: Why don’t you let me do the thinking. Huh, genious?
packyershit_bds.wav Rocco: Pack your s**t! Pack your s**t! We gotta get outa here! We gotta get out!
pissesmeoff_bds.wav Rocco: There’s so much s**t that pisses me off.
prayer_bds.wav Il Duce: When I wears my flashing sword, and my hand takes hold in judgment, I will take vengeance upon mine enemies and I will repay those who hates me. Oh Lord, raise me to thy right hand and count me among thy saints.
proverbs_bds.wav Doc: Well you know what they say: People in glass houses sink ships! Rocco: Hey, Doc. I got to buy you like a proverb book or something. This mix ‘n’ match shit’s got to go. Doc: What? Conner: A penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn’t it? Murphy: And don’t cross the road if you can’t get out of the kitchen.
retard_bds.wav Conner: Oh, you’re such a f***ing retard!
riverdancing_bds.wav Smecker: Kinda makes me feel like riverdancing.
weird_bds.wav Rocco: Don’t you think that’s a little weird – a little psycho?
WHAT_bds.wav Rocco: WHAAAAAAATTTTT!!!!!
wyattearp_bds.wav Rocco: Wyatt f***ing Earp!
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