!arrows.wav 4 arrow shots fly out, 4 hits. “Oh my God!” “Hoooly s**t” “he he he, that was fu**in’ tripin'”

BEATINGS.WAV whips and screams

deadcow.wav I have no words for this.

DOGHOMER.WAV Homer: “Oooh. Barbequeue…” [dog growl] “DOH!”

ELMO.WAV Elmo sings a little tune… [shotgun blasts] “Shut the f**k up!”

ELMODUKE.WAV Tickle me Elmo. Duke Nukem: “I’m gonna kick your a**, b**ch.” [shots] “Damn, that was annoying.”

ELMOKILL.WAV Too much stuff going on at once to describe

HALDAVE.WAV HAL 9000: “I’m sorry, Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.” Tommy Chong: “Dave’s not here!”

havefun!.wav Kramer: Now, you just saying you wanna have fun, or do you REALLY wanna have fun? [Wang Chung-“Everybody have fun tonight”]

MADCOW2.WAV Moos, laughing, gunshots… weird.

mrt-v-vader.wav Vader: “He’s as clumsy as he is stupid.” Mr. T: “Shutupfool!”

southpark-v-borg.wav Borg: “We are the borg.  We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.” [phaser blasts] Cartman: “G-Dammit! Don’t shoot me!!” [phaser blasts] Kenny: “mrffmmfmrm” Kyle: “Oh my God! They killed kenny!” Stan: “You bastards!!”

wavedick.wav Monty Python: “At the sound of the tone, I will wave my private parts in your direction.” [MS Chimes]