Since the introduction of iOS 5, the iPhone now has customizeable message and text alerts. If you want to create your own, just follow the steps to create your own ringtones but keep them under 15 seconds long. Actually, even 15 seconds is too long. I say 5 or less and the less the better.

To use these alert tones:

  1. Save the file to a folder on your hard drive. This is very important. If you open the file instead of saving it, it will look like it has been added to iTunes but it will not be available when you try to sync it.
  2. Double-click the m4r file and it will add itself to the ringtones in iTunes.
  3. Sync the file(s) to your iPhone. They will now be available as alert tomes (and ringtones) in the settings.

Grab ’em all HERE

(AT)achoo.m4r
(AT)AhShutup!.m4r
(AT)AirbagDeployed.m4r
(AT)Alaska.m4r
(AT)AssumePosition.m4r
(AT)AttitudeAdj.m4r
(AT)Boingey.m4r
(AT)Boris-Don’tdidit.m4r
(AT)Boris-DontBelieve.m4r
(AT)Borris-GoodIdea.m4r
(AT)Brain-DumbLuck.m4r
(AT)Brain-Freud.m4r
(AT)Brain-FrightenMe.m4r
(AT)Brain-Gallagher.m4r
(AT)Brain-IWouldHurtYou.m4r
(AT)Brain-KyYiYippie.m4r
(AT)Brain-LimaBean.m4r
(AT)Brain-Lunatic.m4r
(AT)Brain-MakesCoffee.m4r
(AT)Brain-NoCauseAlarm.m4r
(AT)Brain-NoGood.m4r
(AT)Brain-NoTimeForGames.m4r
(AT)Brain-UnderControl.m4r
(AT)Brak-Canibals.m4r
(AT)Brak-CrackMyselfUp.m4r
(AT)Brak-Discombobulated.m4r
(AT)Brak-GoinForMe.m4r
(AT)Brak-HEY.m4r
(AT)Brak-KnewWouldHappen.m4r
(AT)Brak-MakesYouCry.m4r
(AT)Brak-MeanToMe.m4r
(AT)Brak-WhatLookinAt.m4r
(AT)Bravo-BeautifulDay.m4r
(AT)Bugs-ALetter.m4r
(AT)Bugs-AskUSomething.m4r
(AT)Bugs-Bubblegum.m4r
(AT)Bugs-CarrotSong.m4r
(AT)Bugs-DullDay.m4r
(AT)Bugs-EhWhatUpDoc.m4r
(AT)Bugs-Genius.m4r
(AT)Bugs-GetOuttaHere.m4r
(AT)Bugs-HateThat.m4r
(AT)Bugs-HaveFun.m4r
(AT)Bugs-HereICome.m4r
(AT)Bugs-IfyouSaySo.m4r
(AT)Bugs-ImDyin.m4r
(AT)Bugs-Interruption.m4r
(AT)Bugs-LeftTurn.m4r
(AT)Bugs-LifeOfParty.m4r
(AT)BugsLetter.m4r
(AT)Bull-EndEpisode.m4r
(AT)Bullwinkle-Hesitating.m4r
(AT)Bullwinkle-HeyRocky.m4r
(AT)Bullwinkle-Inhuman.m4r
(AT)Chicken-GameOver.m4r
(AT)Chicken-NotEveryDay.m4r
(AT)Chris-Crazy.m4r
(AT)Closing%20Iris.m4r
(AT)ComputerMistakes.m4r
(AT)Coyote-NameIsMud.m4r
(AT)Daffy-Despicable.m4r
(AT)Daffy-DirtyDog.m4r
(AT)Daffy-ImDriving.m4r
(AT)Daffy-NotARabbit.m4r
(AT)DaffyLaugh.m4r
(AT)DayLikeThis.m4r
(AT)DeadPacMan.m4r
(AT)DeeDee-EwwGross.m4r
(AT)Dex-AllYourFault.m4r
(AT)Dex-Can’tTake.m4r
(AT)Dex-Clones.m4r
(AT)Dex-Don’tLikePart.m4r
(AT)Dexter-Insane.m4r
(AT)Dexter-ItWorked.m4r
(AT)Dexter-Monkey.m4r
(AT)Dexter-NeverWork.m4r
(AT)Dexter-Nooooo.m4r
(AT)DexterAllYourFault.m4r
(AT)Didi-IAteCookies.m4r
(AT)Don’tWanna.m4r
(AT)DontWanna.m4r
(AT)Dot-Fallen.m4r
(AT)Dot-GoodAtThis.m4r
(AT)Dot-HelloNurse.m4r
(AT)Dot-HelloNurse2.m4r
(AT)DrNick.m4r
(AT)Elmer-ComeBack.m4r
(AT)Elmer-GetWabbit.m4r
(AT)Elmyra-EatUUp.m4r
(AT)Elmyra-ILoveCats.m4r
(AT)Elmyra-ItsAPuppy.m4r
(AT)Elmyra-LoseMoreKitties.m4r
(AT)Elmyra-LoseMorePuppies.m4r
(AT)FatalMistake.m4r
(AT)Fog-AllWrong.m4r
(AT)Foggy-BuiltLow.m4r
(AT)Foggy-GoofedUp.m4r
(AT)Foggy-GotHere.m4r
(AT)Foggy-Headache.m4r
(AT)Foggy-HeadRoar.m4r
(AT)Foggy-LookeeHere.m4r
(AT)Foggy-PayAttention.m4r
(AT)Foggy-WhoaNellie.m4r
(AT)FoghornAllWrong.m4r
(AT)FrightenMe.m4r
(AT)GetThatFixed.m4r
(AT)Homer-911.m4r
(AT)Homer-Computers.m4r
(AT)Homer-DohaDeer.m4r
(AT)Homer-DohEcho.m4r
(AT)Homer-Donuts.m4r
(AT)Homer-English.m4r
(AT)Homer-Jackpot.m4r
(AT)Homer-LottaBeer.m4r
(AT)Homer-MailIsHere.m4r
(AT)Homer-Maps.m4r
(AT)Homer-MmmBeer.m4r
(AT)Homer-MmmChocolate.m4r
(AT)Homer1Beer.m4r
(AT)Homer911.m4r
(AT)HomerCursing.m4r
(AT)HomerCuss.m4r
(AT)HomerLost.m4r
(AT)HomerScream.m4r
(AT)HomerScreech.m4r
(AT)HotfootScreams.m4r
(AT)IAmWeasel-GonnaSink.m4r
(AT)IAmWeasel-HolyMackerel.m4r
(AT)IAmWeasel-NaughtyMonkey.m4r
(AT)Incoming%20Transmission.m4r
(AT)IR-NotTaking.m4r
(AT)JBravo-FreakMeOut.m4r
(AT)JBravo-GotMilk.m4r
(AT)JBravo-HardToGet.m4r
(AT)JBravo-Jenkies.m4r
(AT)Jetsons.m4r
(AT)Kyle-Gross.m4r
(AT)Kyle-KilledKenny.m4r
(AT)Kyle-RainIsGone.m4r
(AT)LifeIsGood.m4r
(AT)Lifeisgood.m4r
(AT)LookyLooky.m4r
(AT)LUNCHTIME.m4r
(AT)Mandark-FreakyGnome.m4r
(AT)Marvin-Disintegration.m4r
(AT)Marvin-Kaboom.m4r
(AT)Marvin-NoEvidence.m4r
(AT)Mechs%20Down%20@%20Nav%20Gamma.m4r
(AT)Mindy-HiMrMan.m4r
(AT)Mindy-OKLady.m4r
(AT)Moltar-Hesitate.m4r
(AT)MW2-AutoPilot.m4r
(AT)MW2-Blip.m4r
(AT)MW2-Ejecting.m4r
(AT)MW2-Explosion.m4r
(AT)MW2-LockAndFire.m4r
(AT)MW2-MissileLaunch.m4r
(AT)MW2Alert.m4r
(AT)OrderChinese.m4r
(AT)Pinky-Dizzy.m4r
(AT)Pinky-TarzanNarf.m4r
(AT)Python-Annoy.m4r
(AT)Python-Arrest.m4r
(AT)Python-BBCApology.m4r
(AT)Python-BringOutDead.m4r
(AT)Python-Complaining.m4r
(AT)Python-Elderberries.m4r
(AT)Python-Fart.m4r
(AT)Python-Lost.m4r
(AT)Python-Lucky.m4r
(AT)Python-MessageForYou.m4r
(AT)Python-NipplesExplode.m4r
(AT)SC-ExplosionLg.m4r
(AT)SFX-Bionic.m4r
(AT)SG-Don’tThinkSo.m4r
(AT)SG-GoGetTacos.m4r
(AT)SG-LittleDemon.m4r
(AT)SG-NuggetOfJoy.m4r
(AT)SG-WhoLetFluffy.m4r
(AT)SpaceGhostAlrighty.m4r
(AT)Speedy-Clumsy.m4r
(AT)Stan-KilledKenny.m4r
(AT)Stan-YourCanStop.m4r
(AT)Stewie-Estrogenical.m4r
(AT)Stewie-MindControl.m4r
(AT)Stop%20Sound.m4r
(AT)StopNonsense.m4r
(AT)TazGrunts.m4r
(AT)Tick-BlowNose.m4r
(AT)Tick-CrimeOfCentury.m4r
(AT)Tick-Danger.m4r
(AT)Tick-Defender.m4r
(AT)Tick-Disappointing.m4r
(AT)Tick-FruitCocktail.m4r
(AT)Tick-GotPlan.m4r
(AT)Tick-Gravity.m4r
(AT)Tick-NoFair.m4r
(AT)TinyBrain.m4r
(AT)TrekFX-CommAndDoor.m4r
(AT)Wakko-GetsYouHere.m4r
(AT)Wakko-ItsWorking.m4r
(AT)Wakko-SupBigDaddy.m4r
(AT)Warners-HelloNurse.m4r
(AT)WBros-HelloMysteryLady.m4r
(AT)WBros-HelloNurse.m4r
(AT)Weasel-HesAnIdiot.m4r
(AT)Yakko-KidsShows.m4r
(AT)YSam-HateRabbits.m4r
(AT)YSam-Knucklehead.m4r
(AT)Zorak-HaveALine.m4r
(AT)Zorak-HumansAreWeird.m4r
(AT)Zorak-MailCall.m4r
(AT)Zorak-NowDoneIt.m4r