beer_fg.wav 1: Hey, who wants to play ‘drink the beer’? Peter: Right here [drinking noise] 1: You win! Peter: Alright! What do I win? 1: Another beer! Peter: Oh, I’m goin’ for the high score.
beermoney_fg.wav Lois: You should spend some time with our kids, Peter. And with me. Peter: Well, what could you and me do together? Lois: [giggles] Peter: LOIS! You’ve got a sick mind! Lois: Peter, I’m talkin’ about makin’ love. Peter:Oh, I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money.
burninhell_fg.wav Stewie: Why don’t you burn in hell!?
commercials_fg.wav Lois: For God’s sake, Peter. You’ve been sitting in front of the TV since you got home from work. Why don’t you spend some time with your family. Peter: I will. I’m just going to do it during the commercials. And if that’s wrong, then maybe I’m missing the point of having commercials.
crazy_fg.wav Chris: I never knew anyone who went crazy before. Except for my invisible friend Col. Schwarz!
eatveggies_fg.wav Lois: Come on, Stewie, you know you can’t leave the table until you finish your vegetables. Stewie: Well, then I shall sit here until one of us expires. And you’ve got a good forty years on me, woman.
estrogenical_fg.wav Stewie: Oh, BLAST you and your estrogenical treachery!
foxshow_fg.wav Peter: Come on, Meg, let’s go. Fox is running one of those new reality shows at eight: “Fast Animals, Slow Children.”
goodexcuse_fg.wav 1: Are you sleeping on the job? Peter: Uh, no. There’s a bug in my eye and I’m trying to suffocate him.
gorgeousday_fg.wav Peter: Ah, what a gorgeous day. Isn’t it a gorgeous day, Mr. Sun?
mcdevice_fg.wav Stewie: Excellent. The mind control device is nearing completion.
negligence_fg.wav Boss: Your negligence has damaged this company’s reputation. You’re fired! Peter: Aw, geez. For how long?
nicejob_fg.wav Peter: Eh, you forgot to flip him off but other than that, nice job.
nomiss_fg.wav Peter: Don’t believe what they’re saying. I always keep my eyes on the road; I don’t miss a thing. TV Announcer: We now return to Star Trek.Peter: Holy crap! Uhura’s black!?
noworry_fg.wav Peter: Look, I don’t want your mom to worry. When she worries, she says things like, “I told you so” and “Stop doing that, I’m asleep.”
pants+fg.wav Brian: Hey, Peter, it’s seven O’clock and you’ve still got your pants on. What’s the occasion?
ssphone_fg.wav Stewie: Put me through to the Pentagon! Ernie: Do you know what sound a cow makes? Stewie: Don’t toy with me, Ernie. I’ve already dispatched with Mr. Hooper, I’ve got six armed me stationed outside Big Bird’s nest and as for Linda… Well it’s rather difficult for a deaf woman to hear an assassin approach, now isn’t it?
time2bebad_fg.wav Stewie: Time to be bad!
trekmission_fg.wav Kirk: Alright, men. This is a dangerous mission and it’s likely one of us will be killed. The landing party will consist of myself, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCor and ensign Ricky. Ricky: Aw, crap.
uppance_fg.wav Stewie: Mark my words. When you least expect it, your uppance will come.
vilewoman_fg.wav Stewie: Damn you, vile woman! You’ve impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb.
whatmatter_fg.wav Lois: What the hell’s the matter with you?
whatwrong_fg.wav Lois: What is wrong with you people?
whothehell_fg.wav Stewie: Who the hell do you think you are?