Sounds from the Beavis & Butthead cartoon by Mike Judge
Has anyone else noticed how Butthead’s voice changes?
1ADAM5.WAV Beavis: 1 Adam 5, 1 Adam 5, we have female Caucasian chick standing in the road acting like a dumbass, come back.
ANNIHIL8.WAV Beavis: “Yeah, c’mon, Butthead, we could annihilate him.”
assmunch.wav Butthead: Assmunch.
BALLWASH.WAV Butthead: Your balls are filthy. Go to the ball washer – now.
BAREASS.WAV Beavis: Butthead! Butthead! Come here, quick! Bare ass on TV!
BBANGRY.WAV Beavis: Do not make my bunghole angry.
bbdadork.wav Beavis: What a bunch of dumb-ass stupid dorks.
bbdtsuck.wav Butthead: “We need a chick… A chick who doesn’t suck… No… Wait a minute… that’s not what I meant.”
BBDUDE.WAV Butthead: We’re there, dude.
bbfugly.wav Butthead: “She’s what you call… fffugly.”
BBFUNK.WAV Beavis: Check this out… (changes voice) How come they call it taking a dump when you’re really leaving a dump? I mean, you’re not really taking it anywhere… funk that.
BBIMBACK.WAV Beavis: I’m back
BBNAKED.WAV Beavis: Oh! Oh my God! He’s stark raving naked!
bbsetfre.wav Butthead: If you love something and you set it free and it doesn’t come back… you’re a dumbass.
bbsettle.wav Butthead: Settle down, butmunch.
bbweiner.wav Butthead: I am drawn to them. As if by a power greater than my weiner.
bbwenpic.wav Beavis: What’s that, Butthead? Butthead: It’s like a sciencetific drawing of my weiner… only smaller.
BUTMUNCH.WAV Butthead: Buttmunch.
buttmunc.wav Butthead: Buttmunch.
CHANGE.WAV Beavis: Change sucks.
cool.wav [the boys laugh for a bit] Butthead: This is going to be cool.
cutitout.wav Beavis: Cut it out, butthole.
DAMNIT.WAV Butthead: Dammit, this is starting to piss me off.
dd_sob.wav Beavis: dammit dammit son of a bitch.
DIDUFART.WAV Butthead: Did you fart?
DUMB_ASS.WAV Butthead: You dumbass.
fartknck.wav Beavis: You fart-knocker.
FEELIT.WAV Female: Do you feel it? Beavis: I was feeling it when I came in, but I had to use that hand to fill out that form.
FUGLY.WAV Butthead: “She’s what you call… fffugly.”
GET-MILK.WAV Beavis: You have to spank a cow’s monkey to get milk?
HUNG.WAV Beavis: You know. I wasn’t feeling very good when the song started, but I feel pretty good now… I feeling pretty happy… shiny. Butthead: Shutup, Beavis. You’re a miserable piece of crap.
INMYDAY.WAV Beavis: I guess that’s why old dudes are like, all cranky and stuff, they’re like “Back in my day, you hardly ever get wood watching TV…”
JUAN-V.WAV Butthead: It is in these hills that Juan Valdez and his trusty goat gather coffee beans every morning. [laughing]
kickhim2.wav Beavis: Kick him! Kick him!
LIAR.WAV Beavis: Liar… Liar… Liar liar pants on… whoa.
NAKGIRL.WAV Butthead: Uh… we came to see naked girls.
oldfart.wav Butthead: You look like an old fart.
OUCHCOOL.WAV Punching, screaming, and requests to “do it again”
PANTSDWN.WAV Beavis: Come out with your pants down!
PEEKABOO.WAV Beavis: Peek-a-boo!
PENISAUR.WAV Beavis: Whoa, check it out, Butthead, it’s a penisaurus.
pornmovi.wav Beavis: I’m tryin’ to watch a porno and you fartknockers keep interrupting me.
SPNKMONK.WAV Butthead: Can you spank a sea monkey?
STIFFY1.WAV Beavis: [giggle] I have a stiffy. [giggle]
stink.wav Butthead: [sniff] Dude, you stink.
SUCKS.WAV Butthead: This sucks. Beavis: Yeah, this sucks.
TAKITOFF.WAV Butthead: Take it off… take it all off…
telepath.wav Butthead: He’s like, communicating telepathetically.
TOPLESS.WAV Butthead: Whoa, topless tribeswomen.
USEDNADS.WAV Beavis: Have you ever used your nads for anything?
WHATHOE.WAV Beavis: What is that? Butthead: It’s a hoe. Beavis: Yeah, but what is that thing she’s dragging behind her.
WIPEBUTT.WAV Butthead: Hey, Beavis, would you come here and wipe my butt?