Sounds from the Animaniacs cartoon

If you want, you can download them all at once! Just grab animaniacswav.zip – Be warned, though, it’s almost 12 megabytes!

2SECONDS.WAVAll 3: “Yay! 2 seconds!!”

3extra.wavDot: “Set 3 extra places…” All: “We’re comin’ over for dinner!” Yakko: “Except I’m allergic to anything with lactose in it.”

3SECONDS.WAVAll 3: “Yay! 3 seconds!!”

6FLAGS.WAVWako: “Darn, this isn’t six flags over Flushing, either.”

8ponders.wavBrain: “Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?” and eight answers from Pinky.

a_pun.wavDot: “It’s a pun, get it?”

aglets.wavBrain: “I don’t understand it, Pinky, I had everything worked out. What could have gone wrong?”  Pinky: “Shhh! Quiet, Brain, this documentary on shoelaces is amazing! Did you know that the little plastic thingies on the end of your shoelaces are called aglets? huh. All this time I thought they wer called little plastic things on the end of your shoelaces.” Brain: “Heh heh. Aglets… you don’t say? Imagine that. Aglets… aglets… AAAGGGLLLEEETTTSSSPinky: “Well, you can call them thingies if you want to.”

AIRBAG.WAVDr. Scratchnsniff: “I’m alright, the airbag deployed.”

amgladiators.wavBrain: “Now I know how American Gladiators stays on the air.”

an_alarm.wavBrain: “There is no cause for alarm. But, there probably will be.”

an_pond.wavBrain: “Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”

ancient.wavBrain: “We are journeying to Egypt and the Great Pyramid at Giza where ancient mummies  will soon walk the earth.” Pinky: “The Rolling Stones are touring again, are they?”

animal.wavPinky: “If you could be any animal, what would it be?” Brain: “I’d have to say a hawk, Pink, so I could soar through the sky and catch little white mice in my talons and feed them to my young.” Pinky: “Ewww. That’s just weird.”

annoying.wavYako: Annoying, aren’t we?

ANTHRDAY.WAVScratchnsniff: Ah, another day another dollar.

appt.wavDot: We’re here for our appointment with Dr. Scratchnsniff.

astound.wavPinky: Egad, Brain, you astound me.

aypwip01.wavBrain: Are you pondering what I’m pondering? Pinky: Uh, I think so, Brain, but isn’t Regis Philbin already married?

BADDAY.WAV Brain: “I’m having a bad day.”

battle.wav Brain: Now, throw the switch and let us begin the battle for the planet.

bby_k.wav Mindy: Okay, lady, I love you byebye.

bigdaddy.wav Wako: Hey, big daddy, wasup? What it is what it is.

BLEWIT.WAV Rita: You blew it, Runt.

blooper1.wav  Brain: Are you pondering what I’m [BELCH!] [laughing] I’m sorry, we’ll take it again.

blooper2.wav [slate] Action! Brain: They’re our robot counterparts, Pinky. Programmed to imitate our behavior down to the smallest detail – observe. Pinkybot: Narf! [SMASH] Brain: OW!! Pinky: Oh, I like them, Brain. Ask them if they’d like to pray blidge on Thursday. Oh, dear. (giggle) Pray blidge on Thursday… Narf… silly me. Brain: Yes, silly you. [marker beep] Brain: They’re our robot counterparts, Pinky. Programmed to imitate our behavior down to the smallest detail – observe. Pinkybot: Narf! [SMASH] Brain: OW!! Pinky: Oh, I like them, Brain. Ask them if they’d like to pray… play… Braaaallaaal (laughing) Brain: Ha ha, very funny. [marker beep] Brain: They’re our robot counterparts, Pinky. Programmed to imitate our behavior down to the smallest detail – observe. Pinkybot: Narf! [SMASH] Brain: OW!! Pinky: Oh, I like them, Brain. Ask them if they’d enjoy um… parchee.. uh.. fish… um.. narf. There I go again (giggles). Brain: Pinky, I’m going to have to… lapse into unconsciousness.

blossom.wav Pinky: Brilliant, Brain! Oh no. No, wait. Why would anyone watch a completely fabricated television special about a show that never existed?Brain: Did you watch the Blossom reunion special? Pinky: Every minute, Brain. Brain: You didn’t think that show actually existed, did you? Pinky: Oh, that explains Joey Lawrence’s snub at the Emmy’s.

bluffin.wav Spy: Now, watch carefully as I bluff our way in.

bnaaarf.wav Brain Tarzan-yells “NARF”

boingey.wav All 3: Boingey (x4)

boldly.wav Yako: Come, siblings. Our 5-minute mission, to seek out new life and new satirizations. To boldly go where no Warner’s have gone before.

BOYS.WAV Dot: Boys.

brain01.wav Brain: We must plan for tomorrow night. Pinky: Why, what are we going to do tomorrow night? Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky: Try to take over the world.

brain02.wav Pinky: Why, Brain, what are we going to do tomorrow night? Brain: Guess. Pinky: Oh, yeah, try to take over the world, right.

brain-ci.wav Brain: Citizens of the world, you are under my control.

brain-control.wav Brain: Citizens of the world, you are under my control.

brain-narf.wav Brain: Narf! Narf to the world. What are we going to do tonight, Pinky? Poit!

brain-ru.wav Brain: Runfor your lives. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

BUGS.WAV You are, large bugs, maybe?

button.wav Pinky: Do I still get to push the big red shiny button, Brain? Brain: Yes, Pinky, you still get to push the big red shiny button. Pinky: Oh, goody goody. Narf. Brain: I’m curious, Pinky, do you know why you get to push the big red shiny button? Pinky: Because it’s big? Brain: Uh uh. Pinky: Because it’s red?Brain: noooo. Pinky: Then it must be because it’s shiny.

buttons.wav Captain, there appears to be an anomaly occurring.  Almost as if a crew member were pushing buttons randomly. Yako: Hey! Do these things really work? [sounds like a great error sound to me!]

BYENURSE.WAV The boys: Goodbyyyyyye nurse!

cablguys.wav Guard: “Duh… who are you?” Spy: “We’re the, ahhhh, cable guys.”

chainltr.wav Pinky: <gasp> a chain letter! I touched it! I TOUCHED IT! AUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!

cheese.wav Brain: If I weren’t a large cheese, I would make you pay for that remark.

chest.wav Brain: Fortunately my chest cavity is constructed of a titanium alloy.

CHICAGO.WAV Runt: What’s so great about Chicago, anyway?

CHKITOUT.WAV Dot: Let’s check it out.

CHKYALL.WAV Brain: Check… y’all.

choochoo.wav Pinky: Look brain, I made a choo choo! Brain: And me without my video camera.

clap.wav Pinky: I’d clap incessantly if I weren’t being digested by this quicksand.

cntgetup.wav Dot: I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.

comin_slap.wav Slappy: Alright already, I’m comin’.

components.wav Brain: Now, all we need are a few simple components. An atom smasher, a few stray rods of strontium 90, a 3/16 in socket wrench…

CONCNTR8.WAV Brain: Concentrate, Pinky, concentrate.

COPRFLD.WAV Yako: Didn’t I see this in a David Copperfield special?

creamer.wav Brain: In the office kitchen, I will simply stage an accident utilizing the microwave oven and the non-dairy powdered creamer. For, no one really knows how a microwave works. Pinky: But, why the powdered creamer, Brain? Brain: No one really knows how that works, either.

cute_one.wav Dot: I’m the cute one.

DAYLKTHS.WAV Devil: “I haven’t had a day like this in some time.”

didit.wav Brain: I’ve done it, Pinky! Now everyone in the world is under my control… at last. Pinky: Well, it couldn’t happen to a nicer mouse seeking global domination.

DIZYLIKE.WAV Pinky: I think I’m getting dizzy, and I rather like it.

DONTWANA.WAV Clown: I don’t wanna do this no more.

doreme.wav The Warner’s take on the Do-Re-Mi song.

dothelonurs.wav Dot: Helooooo NURSE!

dothelonurs2.wav Dot: Helooooo NURSE! (same thing, only different)

dotmprsd.wav Dot: I’m impressed.

dourealize.wav Brain: Do you realize what you’re saying?

dressup.wav Brain: Let us change into our makeup and costumes. Pinky: Oh, we get to play dress-up! Can I wear this bunny costume, or do you prefer me in this taffeta tutu? Brain: Forget the costume, just try to look old and depressed. Pinky: You mean like you?

dropings.wav Brain: The health department is closing Acme Labs, Pinky. Apparently they found mouse droppings everywhere.

dumbluck.wav Brain: Your only real contribution was your sheer dumb luck.

dung.wav Pinky: Ummmm. There’s a big pile of dung under that tree. Brain: Dung! Of course! With dung, I could make a huge… uh.. dung.. monorail? Pinky: No, Brain, we’ll make dung-garees. Brain: Oh, yes, and then we’ll fly on our magical pants to the planet slacks. Pinky: OooooOOOOooo. Narf!

egad.wav Pinky: Egad! This is even better than a Ducktails episode, Brain.

faboo.wav Wako: Fabooo!

feelfine.wav Wako: I feel fine.

flapyou.wav Go flap yourselves unconscious.

freud.wav Brain: Sigmund Freud would have had a field day with you, Pinky.

FRIGHTEN.WAV Studio Head: I want you to go away now, you frighten me.

FRITNME.WAV Brain: Sometimes you frighten me, Pinky.

fun.wav Pinky: [giggle] Ooh, that was fun, Brain. [giggle] Narf. [giggle] I’m all tingly… woo woo.

gallagher.wav Brain: You think Gallagher is funny???

GDATTHIS.WAV Dot: I thought you’d be good at this.

getby.wav Brain: Pinky, with my genius and your… knowing a genius. You’ll get by.

GETSYOU.WAV Wako: Sorta gets you right here, doesn’t it? [BELCH] Pardon.

GONE2FAR.WAV Dot: This time Wako’s definitely gone too far.

goodnite.wav Yako: Goodnight everybody.

GOTTARUN.WAV Yako: ehhhhhhh I don’t think so. Gotta run. We’ll just catch a cab, thanks.

gpmumble.wav The Godpidgeon mumbles. Translator: The Godpidgeon says there’s nothing he can do for you and he hopes you have a nice life.

GRATEFUL.WAV Yako: Uncle Sam is grateful, girls. Wako: And so are we.

GRLZ_FIG.WAV Yako: Girls. Go fig.

hakuna.wav Pinky: Two simple words that will make it all better… hakuna matatta. Brain: If I hurt you now, no one would know.

hello.wav Y&W: Helloooooo gorgeous mystery lady!

HELLONRS.WAV YW&D: Helloooooo nurse!

helonurs2.wav Y&W: Helloooooo nurse!

helonursywd.wav Y&W: Helloooooo nurse!

hicupgp.wav Godpidgeon: Hickups, then mumbles something about hot peppers. Assistant: The Godpidgeon says, “Remember Fluffer Frittata? He had hickups so bad his torso dissolved.”

himrman.wav Mindy: Hi MR. Man.

hippy.wav Brain: Like, hey Dippy. Pinky: Like, yes Hippy? Brain: Did you, like,  take a bath today? Pinky: Why, man, is there one missing? Brain: Like, right on.

HMBLPIGS.WAV Pinky: When you farm humble pigs, how far apart do you have to plant them?

hmltcm.wav Pinky: Like, how the leopard got its trunk? Brain: Yeas, and how many licks it would take to get to the center of your brain. Pinky: The world may never know… Narf.

hollywod.wav Brain: Now, FOLLOW! Pinky: Where to, Brain? Brain: To a place that never shuts down, where the size of your wallet matters, and actors and actresses slave all day. Pinky: We’re going to Denny’s?? Brain: No, Pinky, Hollywood California.

how_keen.wav Brain: How keen of you to note that.

howdeprs.wav Brain: Remember, Pinky, no matter how tragic and depressing these images may appear, you must not react.

hugyou-Elmyra.wav Elmyra: I’m going to take you home you and hug you and squeeze you and pet you and lock you in a cage and keep you forever.

HURTFACE.WAV Clown: That hurt my face.

hurtpink.wav Brain: You watch too much TV, Pinky. Pinky: Bang! Zoom! Brain: Stop saying that, Pinky,  or I shall have to hurt you. Pinky: Oh… Okay. Sorry, Brain. Narf!!

hurtunow.wav Brain: If I hurt you now, no one would know. Pinky: Um… I might. Brain: That’s debatable.

HURTYOU.WAV Brain: If I could reach you, I would hurt you.

HWDYYALL.WAV Brain: Howdy you all.

IMCUTE.WAV “I’m Yakko” “I’m Wakko” “And I’m CUTE.”

IMON.WAV Brain: This is it, I’m on.

italian.wav Announcer: Here’s a fascinating clip from the Italian’s production of the show known as “Pinky et Brainini” Brain: Do you ponder what I ponder, Pinky? Pinky: I think so, Brainini, but arugala flavored gelato? Brain: Pitiful clown. I speak of taking over the world. How can you know the world when your soul is dead? Pinky: You stamp my passport with poison, Brainini. I miss my wheel. Narfo! [helicopter] Brain: Mama. Mama mia.

Itsworkin.wav Wako: It’s workin’! Stand back.

joan.wav Yako: Let’s go back to New York in the 1930’s. Dot: You can fall in love with Joan Collins. Yako: Then she’ll die. Wako: Let’s go looking for Mr. Spock’s brain. Yako: Or Harry Mudd. Dot: Or Roger Mudd.

keepup.wav Brain: Keep it up, Pinky. Donkeytown needs a new mayor.

KIDSHOWS.WAV Yako: Ugh. The stuff they’re getting away with on kids’ shows these days.

KIYIYIPE.WAV Brain: Ki yi yippie yi oh.

limabean.wav Brain: Charlie Sheen, Ben Vereen, shrink to the size of a lima bean.

losswrds.wav Brain: I’m at a loss for words.

LOVEBYE.WAV Mindy: Okay, I love you bye bye.

LOVEHI.WAV Mindy: Hi, I love you.

lunatic.wav Brain: What a stark raving lunatic.

makescoffee.wav Brain: AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO MAKES COFFEE AROUND HERE!!??

maniac.wav Goodfeather: What are you, some kind of a maniac?

marryman.wav Dot: I’m gonna marry that man.

missus.wav Yako: Did you miss us?

naaaaarf.wav Pinky gets stuck in a long Naaaaaaaaaaaaarf. [thump] “Thanks!”

naaarf.wav Pinky Tarzan-yells “NARF”

naaarf2.wav Pinky Tarzan-yells “NARF”

narf.wav Pinky: Narf!

narf_is.wav Pinky: Naarf… Brain: What is narf? Do you mind telling me what that is? Pinky: Well, let’s see, it’s like zort… or, umm. poit! Brain: Hmmm.

NARF2.WAV Pinky: NARF!

narf3.wav Pinky: Narf.

natrcall.wav Dr. Scratchnsniff: Well, you know, when nature calls you have to pick up the phone and say “Hello. I got your message. I’ve got a package for you.”

nextplan.wav Brain: Well, if that’s all there is to it, Pinky, why don’t you come up our next plan for world domination?

NICEMIX.WAV Pinky: Nice mix, but it’s not exactly danceable, is it?

nocongress.wav Brain: There must be a way of getting this money without running for congress.

noctrl.wav Dot: Boys. Hello Nurse: No control.

nogames.wav Brain: This is no time for games, Pinky.

noget_wak.wav Wako: I don’t get it.

nogood.wav Brain: No good will come of this.

noknok.wav Fluffy: Here’s a little joke for you, Pinky. Knock knock. Pinky: Well, that’s not a very funny joke, is it?

nonsense.wav Stop this nonsense at once.

NOPANTS.WAV Wako: I’m not wearing any pants.

NOPROB.WAV Dog: No problem.

NOSNIFF.WAV Dog: Say… mind if I sniff you? Runt: No thanks. That’s okay. No sniffing. Definitely no sniffing.

NOSNIFF2.WAV Dog: Say… mind if I sniff you now? Runt: NO! No sniffing. Definitely no sniffing.

NOTBUGS.WAV You are large bugs, maybe? ALL: No. We’re the Warner Brothers. Dot: And the Warner sister. Yako: I’m Yako. Wako: I’m wako. Dot: And I’m as cute as a button on a teddy bear’s nose.

NOTCRNKY.WAV Runt: You’re just cranky ’cause I woke you up from your nap. Rita: I am NOT cranky!

nuclear.wav Brain: By converting our cage into a nuclear reactor, we can produce enough energy… Pinky: Ah ah ah! Your migration area is tiny, Brain. The neutron will never be able to slow down from fission to thermal in here. Brain: Please, Pinky, let me finish. Pinky: I mean, it’s got to be at least one-sixth of the mean square distance between… Brain: PLEASE STOP! Pinky: But, Brain… Brain: PINKY!!

nvrbreed.wav Brain: Promise me something, Pinky. Never breed. Pinky: I’ll try.

ofcourse.wav Wako: “Of course, it all makes perfect sense, now.  Thanks for clearin’ that up.”

OHWHOOPS.WAV Wako: Oh… whoops.

okloveya.wav Mindy: okay I love you bye-bye.

old.wav Brain: Pinky, are you pondering … you know. Pinky: I think so, brain…something about a duck. Brain: you’re probably an idiot, Pinky… Tonight’s plan is… ah who cares

ONSTILTS.WAV Brain: Actually, I am a lab mouse on stilts.

oonarf.wav Pinky: Ooooooooo Narf!

o-right.wav Pinky: Oh, right, well there you are, then.

OYGOHOME.WAV Clown: Oy, I gotta go home.

P&BSHLDF.WAV Brain: “We should flee in terror. YES, that would be the wisest course.”

PAINLNGR.WAV Brain: This is a pain that is going to linger.

payattn.wav Pay close attention.

pb_pippi.wav Brain: Pinky, Are you pondering what I’m pondering? Pinky: I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking? I mean, what would the children look like?

pbdairy.wav Brain: I feel odd… Almost… dairy-like.

pbmyste.wav Brain: The workings of your mind are a mystery to me, Pinky. Pinky: Ooh, I just love a good mystery.

pbshldf.wav Brain: “We should flee in terror. YES, that would be the wisest course.”

pbworld.wav Brain: Try to take over the world!

pgcrzy.wav A bunch of nonsense from Pinky. Brain: What have I DONE!?

pinkpondr.wav Pinky: Brain, are you pondering what I’m pondering?

PINKY1.WAV Pinky: Ooh, I hate it when that happens.

pinky-ni.wav Pinky: Nice, Brain.

pinkyst.wav Brain: Pinky, set phasers on conquering the universe. Pinky: Righty-o, Brain.

pinky-wh.wav Pinky: What’s tonight’s plan to take over the world, Brain?

pippi.wav Brain: Yes! Of course! Pinky, Are you pondering what I’m pondering? Pinky: I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking? I mean, what would the children look like? Brain: No, Pinky.

pklaughs.wav Pinky giggles.

plan.wav Brain: An now, Pinky, as soon as my plan is perfected, I will take over the world. Pinky: And as soon as my tape dispenser is perfected, I will tape over my face. Narf.

PNWTHME.WAV Brain: This pain will definitely be with me a while.

POINTLES.WAV Dot: That was pointless.

poitnarf.wav Pinky: What do you want to do tonight, Brain? Brain: Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Pinky: What’s that? Brain: I have no idea. Pinky: Poit.Brain: Narf.

pondchkn.wav A ponder exchange with Italian accents.

ponder.wav Brain: Yes. Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering? Pinky: I think so, Brain, but there’s still a bug stuck in there from last time. Brain: No, Pinky.

PONDER1.WAV Brain: Are you pondering what I’m pondering? Pinky: I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so.

PONDER2.WAV Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering? Pinky: I think so, Brain, but I can’t memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.

ponder4.wav Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering? Pinky: I think so, Brain, but if we didn’t have ears, we’d look like weasels.

ponder5.wav Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering? Pinky: I think so, Brain, but this time you wear the tutu.

ponder8.wav Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering? Pinky: I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour?

ponderhowells.wav Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering? Pinky: I think so, Brain, but if it was only supposed to be a three hour tour, why did the Howells bring all their money?

pondertent.wav Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering? Pinky: I think so, Brain, but I get all clammy inside the tent.

poobrain.wav Mindy: blech. Brain smells like poo poo.

pressbutn.wav Yako: Say, I was wondering. Do you reeeeeealy want to push that button?

PROGRAM.WAV Yako: We’d better get with the program.

psycho.wav Brain: Balderdash and poppycock. I wonder if anyone is really gullible enough to buy this inane TV psychobabble?… Pinky? Pinky: What? Oh, sorry, Brain, I wasn’t listening. My inner child is having a play date with my outer child.

PULLFNGR.WAV At least he didn’t ask me to pull his finger.

push-it.wav Brain tries to get Pinky to push the big red button while getting beat half to death.

putasock.wav Slappy: Ahhhhh, put a sock in it!

ricardo.wav Yakko: “Look! It’s Ricardo Mantalban and his plastic chest.”

righto.wav Brain: Pay attention, Pinky. Pinky: Right-o

ROMANTIC.WAV Dot: Romantic, isn’t it?

rushsofa.wav The Warners: AHHHHHHH! RUSH LIMBAUGH’S ON YOUR SOFA!!! …. AHHHHHHH! …. Just kidding.

sailors.wav Pinky: Why are we dressed like sailors? Brain: Later, Pinky, the siblings are back.

savewrld.wav This is a shining example of how NOT to record a wav file.  For Pete’s sake, if you’re going to record a wav file, DON’T HOLD A MICROPHONE UP TO A TELEVISION SPEAKER!!!! The sound quality SUCKS! (Oh, no, it’s not one of mine)

saywhat.wav Pesto?: What did you say? Runt: That us dogs should have a home. Pesto: Are you calling me a dog? Are you saying that I’m ugly? That you don’t want your friends to see me? That because my face doesn’t shine like the crown of a king I must be some kind of a beast?

sb4win.wav Brain: Are you pondering what I’m pondering? Pinky: I think so, Brain, but “Snowball for Windows”?

SCAREME.WAV Wakko: Go away, you scare me!

shecrazy.wav Scratchnsniff: I think she’s crazy. Warners: Duh!

SILYPUPY.WAV Mindy: [giggle] Silly puppy.

SLEEPY.WAV Dot: Anyway, I’d like to stay up and gab, but I’m feeling just a wee bit sleepy.

SMELL.WAV Yakko: [sniff sniff] There’s that smell again. Warners: Ewwwww!

SPCHLESS.WAV Dot: I’m speechless.

spitbble.wav Wakko: Want to see me make bubbles with my spit? Yakko: Sure. In fact, that’s the theme of our next show. Dot: So don’t miss it.

squirts.wav Brain: That ought to keep the little squirts happy.

sticky.wav Pinky: Hey, hey! Brainy, baby. What’s brown and sticky? Brain: I don’t know. Pinky: A stick! [laughing] I’ve got a million of them.

SUCHBOOB.WAV Brain: Must be inordinately taxing to be such a boob.

sunyday.wav Pinky: Zort! Oh, it’s a really yummy, sunny day today.

surly.wav Pinky: Surely you jest! That’s Shirley, the associate something or other. She’s got bad news. Brain: Yes? Pinky: Something about something something being something. Brain: You think you could be a little more specific? Pinky: Um… no. I had the phone upside down.

SWTKITTY.WAV Mindy: Sweet kitty kitty kitty.

takeover.wav Brain: “I plan to take over the world.”

techdisg.wav These technician disguises will help us slip past the guards.

thatsit1.wav Pesto gets bent out of shape after being called honorable.

thatsit2.wav Pesto gets bent out of shape after being called crackers.

thatsit3.wav Pesto gets bent out of shape after being called the boss.

thatsit5.wav Pesto gets bent out of shape after being told he’s stuck.

thatsit6.wav Pesto gets bent out of shape after being told they’re out of luck.

thereare.wav Pinky: Oh, well, there you are then. Brain: No, pinky, there you are. I am absolutely nowhere near that vicinity.

thinking.wav Pinky: Egad, Brain! Astounding. How do you do it. Brain: With a little thing called thinking.

threat.wav Brain: Pinky, you are a threat to tolerance.

TOMORROW.WAV Pinky: What are we going to do tomorrow night? Brain: Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world.

tomorrowrev.wav Brain: Oh, what are we going to do tomorrow night, Pinky? Pinky: The same thing we do every night, Brain. Try to take over the…. uh… Brain: world. Pinky: World! yes.

TONIGHT.WAV Pinky: Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight? Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world.

tonite01.wav Pinky: Where are you going, Brain? Brain: Back to the cage to plan for tomorrow night. Pinky: Why? What are we going to do tomorrow night?Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world. [song tag] {Good shutdown sound}

tourists.wav Pinky: Look, Brain, tourists.

tpwhouse.wav Brain: Well, the White House is toilet-papered, Pinky.

trolls.wav Brain: Something under the bridge grabbed that billy goat. Trolls live under bridges, they eat billy goats. Do you follow me, Pinky?

ttlpros.wav Yakko: Don’t worry. We’re total professionals.

UHOHRUNT.WAV Runt: “Uh oh.”

uncmftbl.wav Brain: I’m uncomfortable with that.

unplsnt.wav Pinky: Hey, Brain, you don’t look so good. Brain: Something unpleasant has happened to me.

uranus.wav You’ll have to return to your sleeping chambers. Resuscitation isn’t scheduled until we’re close to Pluto. Yakko: Sorry. If I sleep any more, I’ll be close to Goofy. Wakko: As long as we don’t get too close to Uranus. Dot: I thought we discussed cutting that line.

uslsfact.wav Yakko: And now, another… useless fact.

valdez.wav Brain: Don’t worry, Pinky, we’ll just stow away here aboard the Exxon Valdez.

verynarf.wav Pinky: Oh, well, that sounds very… um… narf! Brain: Yes, I’m sure it does.

voicemail.wav Brain: A hideous thing that is spreading across the world like a horrible plague… Voice Mail.

wakburp.wav Wakko burps to the tune of “Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah.” (sorry for the gap at the beginning)

WAKOWTNS.WAV Wakko: You are about to witness the Wakorgulified Transgobulator! … I made it myself.

WARNERS.WAV Warners: We’re the Warner Brothers! Dot: And the Warner sister.

WATCHIT.WAV Rita: Hey! Watch it!

watrgate.wav Brain: Quickly, Pinky, we must cut 18 minutes from this tape.

wb-afrad.wav Warners: Be afraid… Be very afraid.

wbboys.wav Dot: Boys…

wbnurse.wav Boys: Hellooooooo nurse!

wbnurse2.wav Yakko: Hellooo nurse!

wb-umb.wav Scratchnsniff: I take umbrage at that. {whatever that means}

weakfoolgirl.wav Dot: I guess I’m just a weak and foolish girl.

welldone.wav Pinky: Oh, well, there you are then. Job well done, Brain.

WHATDOIN.WAV Mindy: Hi. Workers: Hi. Mindy: Whatcha doin?

whatyutz.wav Slappy: What a yutz.

wheel.wav Brain: Silly, we must prepare for tomorrow night. Pinky: Why, Big Head, what are we going to do tomorrow night? Brain: The same thing we do every night, Silly. Drink from the water bottle and frolic pointlessly on this wheel.

WHLMORAL.WAV Yakko: Wheel of morality, turn turn turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn.

whydo.wav Why did you do that? {a good error sound}

wmcomp.wav Brain: Help! Help! Oh, help! A terrible occupational disaster. I have been maimed by an on-the-job accident requiring massive workman’s compensation.

wontwork.wav Pinky: Brilliant!… Oh, wait, no no no… Brain: Yes, Pinky Pinky: Well, the coefficient values of your formula. This should be sine, not cosine. Poit. Kinda flips the whole thing around… won’t work.

working.wav Brain: Working stinks!

wrench.wav Pinky: What if that doesn’t work? Brain: Then… we’ll throw a big wrench in it. Any questions?

yesnoyes.wav Brain: Yeeessss. I mean no. I mean YES!

yiddish.wav Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering? Pinky: UI think so, Brain, but I can’t memorize a whole opera in yiddish.

yodlnarf.wav Pinky: Yodle-a-he NARF!

zipper.wav Brain: Not only will the electric zipper give me control of the world’s leaders, Pinky, but it will revolutionize pants. Pinky: Not to mention kulats.Brain: The obvious problems with the electronic zipper are the interlocking mechanism is haphazard, the fashion sense is reductive, and they look ugly on clam diggers. Pinky: We could always invent electric fly buttons.

zounds.wav Pinky: Zounds! Another good one, Brain… oh… wait… no no. Um. The frequency needs to be an exact integral multiple of the input, doesn’t it, or it will be all wobble wobble. Not hypnotic at all. Nope. Won’t work.