1ARMMAN.WAV “No, it wasn’t me… It was the one-armed man.”
ASSME.WAV ACE: “Excuse me, I’d like to ass you a few questions.”
CABLEGUY.WAV – CABLE GUY!!
CAFFEINE.WAV – Ace?: Caffein’ll KILL YA!
JERKINYA.WAV – Cable: I’m just jerkin’ your chain.
LOSER_JC.WAV – Ace: Loo-hoo zah-her.
OHMYGOD_JC.WAV – Ace: Oh my GOD!
UWANNADO.wav – Ace: Let’s do all the things that YOU wanna do.
7th-hell.wav – Liar: I’ve slipped into the seventh circle of HELL!
angryhi.wav – Liar: HI!!
badsex.wav – Liar: I’m a little upset about a bad sexual episode I had last night.
barfnoise.wav –Liar makes a retching noise.
belowbelt.wav – Liar: Ooh, that was below the belt. Try to keep the gloves up.
canthapn-ll.wav – Liar: No no no NO. This can”t HAPPEN!
cantlie.wav – Liar: I can’t lie!
clikclak.wav – Liar makes a clicking noise.
cmongo-ll.wav – Liar: C’mon, we gotta go.
confession.wav – Liar – Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
JC: Depends on how long you were following me… eesh!
Cop: Why don’t we just take it from the top.
JC: Here goes… I sped, I followed too closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes in the intersection, I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!
contempt.wav – Liar: I HOLD MYSELF IN CONTEMPT!!
continuance.wav – Liar: You Honor, I would like a continuance!
dontask-ll.wav – Liar: DON’T ASK! For God’s sake, don’t ask!
gibberish1.wav – Liar– Jim talks some gibberish in an effort NOT to lie
gibberish2.wav – Liar– Jim talks some gibberish in an effort NOT to lie
gibberish3.wav – Liar– Jim talks some gibberish in an effort NOT to lie
godinhevn.wav – Liar: GOD in heaven!
good4you-ll.wav – Liar: Good fer you!
goodcall.wav – Liar: Good call!
gotagobye-ll.wav – Liar: Uh, no, gotta go!… Goodbye.
help-ll.wav – Liar: HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLP!!
heycreepy.wav – Liar: Hey, creepy
holyhell.wav – Liar: Holy hell!!
hwmchass.wav – Liar: Awwwww, how much ass do I have to kiss to make PARTNER around this place?
imagedel.wav – Liar: Wow, that was a nice image… <click clack> DELETED!
imjosecon.wav – Liar: I’m Jose Conseco!! I’M JOOSSSEEE COOONNNNSSSEEEEEECCCOOOOOOOO!
inconsid.wav – Liar: I’M AN INCONSIDERATE PRICK!!!!!
kiknmyass.wav – Liar – Guy: What the hell are you doing?
JC: I’m kickin’ my ASS! DO YOU MIND??!!
no-ll.wav – Liar: NOOO!
notall.wav – Liar – Cop: Is that all?
JC (gritting his teeth): no…
noweakrsex.wav – Liar: There’s NOOOOOOOOOOOOO such thing as a weaker sex!
objection-ll.wav – Liar – Swoosie Kurtz: Your honor, I object!
JC: You would!
ocmon-ll.wav – Liar: Oh, COMEON!
owie.wav – Liar: OOOWWWIE!!
phaseout.wav – Liar: My plan to phase myself out is almost complete.
phonecall-ll.wav – Liar: PHONE CALL!! Phone call. I get a phone call!! I GOT A PHONE CALL!!!
razz.wav – If I could spell it, I would
scream2-ll.wav – Liar– JC screams
scream-ll.wav – Liar– JC screams again
sqlsplat.wav – Liar– Squeal and a splat
suchashit.wav – Liar: Oh, I’m such a SHIT!
thankgod-ll.wav – Liar: Oh, thank GOD!
thegame.wav – Liar: Jordan fades back… swish!… it’s good, and THAT’S THE GAME!
truthfree.wav – Liar: And the truth shall set you free!!!
willpower.wav – Liar: Alright, you can beat this. It’s all – a – matter – of – willpower!
wreckday.wav – Liar(Mighty Mouse theme): Here she comes to wreck the daaaayyyy!
wrongwthme.wav – Liar: What’s wrong with me??
yourevictim.wav – Liar: You’re the victim here
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